It is what it is...

My wickedness is self preservation. Bent but only kinda broken. Schizophrenia is fucking weird. Alexander Reid Macarthur 19/libra/taken

[freshmoviequotes]

303 (2018)

[error404-fucks-not-given]

RELATABLE AS FUCK

[thegoodvybe]

[depresseddisneyprincess]

[depresseddisneyprincess]

Well I want to lick you but I also want to give you a lot of hugs.

[error404-fucks-not-given]

I knew I fell in love with you when your flaws didn't look like flaws to me. They just made me love you more.

[otterbender]

last words: atla & lok well, i think you all look perfect! sounds perfect.

[frikiskrew]

[poseidons-tomb-blog]

what

[thecalicokid-deactivated2024072]

Yass fuck it up Skeletor!

[tempestpaige]

i was about to be mad at the comment above me bc i thought they were calling one of the girls skeletor

i was wrong

[sayaka]

Luigi has gone TOO FAR

[negritaaa]

THE FUCKING MUSIC

[queeneve84]

you will not regret unmuting.

[animentality]

This is really how it feels tho

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

apparently modern medieval scholars have no solid idea why there’s so many old paintings of knights fighting snails.  Like that wasn’t just one weird painting there’s hundreds of those.  

[cowthropologist]

the firste meyme

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

And my favorite one here

[anothersolarpunk]

I’m not saying humanity defeated an invasion of snail aliens in the Middle Ages but hold on wait that’s EXACTLY what I’m saying

[lizardywizard]

snail aliens, or snaliens,

[sinbadism]

probably it was just funny so people kept doing it. which is basically what a meme is

[streakoflavender]

the explanation I’ve heard is that most of the monks who did these illustrations would have kept small gardens where they grew all their own food and this was their way of venting about snails ruining their gardens

[sinbadism]

ok thats even funnier

[world-enough-and-time]

This is hands down one of my favourite posts on Tumblr.

[rockpapertheodore]

“Fuckin snails, I’m gonna draw me some God damn knights killing the shit out of these shell slime fucks. Teach them to fucking ruin my herbs. Assholes.”

[vinduster]

[big-papa-huge-time]

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

[noerys]

What I saw

[chalamet-x]

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

credit: hisduckling on youtube

[sarahconnorjr]

I made this joke three years ago, I want 0.001% off the gross revenue of the movie

[retrogamingblog]

Creepy Pokemon made by WednesdayWolf

[papershroud]

[min0uet]

regret.mp4

[head-in-the-bubbles]

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

[himejoshikomaeda]

invader zim filmed this

[hatsunemikuwu]

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

[the-privateer]

that context makes is 10000X funnier

[inanotherunivrse]

in another universe, i dont break your heart

[poems-and-word]