[errorinvalid-username]

// hi! MPC here with a temporary pinned since this blog likely won't get a proper one in a minute! So what is, this blog? You ask?

I'm doing a mini-arc rp with my buddy textop on @lets-kick-it, and if you came from here you might have noticed she mentioned one of her friends missing! That'll be relevant later since that's who I'm playing.

While Pam is more of a paragon-esque character, Donny is morally grey. He's generally easy to get along with, but I don't know what's gonna leak out of him yet so...! Yea :)

Bother him, ask him invasive questions, ask him to do your homework, help him out, etcetera! The usual rotomblr feature like pellipper mail won't work this time, his phone just can't handle it 🤷‍♀️

[pokemonred-v-blu]

And you expect her to not just run back to plasma once nobody’s keeping an eye on her anymore? She’s a child. You can’t place her on the same level of understanding as any well adjusted adult.

I EXPECT SOMEONE AS OLD AS HER TO NOT STAB ANOTHER PERSON. I KNEW BETTER- AND LOOK AT WHERE I GOT IN LIFE WHEN I DID IT ANYWAY. ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO EXCUSE HER HURTING SOMEONE?? DO I LIVE IN CRAZY TOWN ALL OF THE SUDDEN!?

[errorinvalid-username]

YOU'D THINK SOMEONE WHO GREW UP AROUND VIOLENCE WOULD KNOW STABBING IS ONE OF THE THINGS YOU CAN'T TAKE BACK.

[wishmaker-astra]

man, really is fucked that I'm a jirachi and one of the most normal individuals in this sector of the website

[mudkipsandmischief]

I'm normals!

[askthedistortedfandomcrew]

I'm...normalish?

[wishmaker-astra]

[errorinvalid-username]

I'M NORMAL

[top-class-collector]

getting your fingerprints burnt off as a child is severely traumatizing and mind altering. I hope you can heal from this.

NO, IT'S NOT :) YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY SITUATION :) IT'S TO KEEP ME SAFE :) PEOPLE LIKE YOU WERE GOING TO FIND ME :) HURT ME :) KEEP ME FROM MY CRAFT :)

LIAR, LIAR, TROUSERS ON FIRE :)

[skyfire-the-watcher]

It stopped you from living a normal life.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

hey so uh thats. like we did that. because we were mercinaries. we werent allowed to leave any trace behind. every single bloody thing you say is concerning how are the blokes like anon trying to hurt you???

[errorinvalid-username]

EVEN THAT SOUNDS OVERKILL. A PAIR OF THICK GLOVES IS ENOUGH.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

thats overkill too considering were talking about a kid here

[errorinvalid-username]

RIGHT. I ALWAYS FORGET WEARING GLOVES ALL DAY LONG ISN'T THE NORM FOR SOME OF YOU

[pokemonred-v-blu]

fingerless gloves work better for me frankly

[errorinvalid-username]

THEY'RE A GOOD FIT FOR SENSITIVE HANDS

[top-class-collector]

getting your fingerprints burnt off as a child is severely traumatizing and mind altering. I hope you can heal from this.

NO, IT'S NOT :) YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY SITUATION :) IT'S TO KEEP ME SAFE :) PEOPLE LIKE YOU WERE GOING TO FIND ME :) HURT ME :) KEEP ME FROM MY CRAFT :)

LIAR, LIAR, TROUSERS ON FIRE :)

[skyfire-the-watcher]

It stopped you from living a normal life.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

hey so uh thats. like we did that. because we were mercinaries. we werent allowed to leave any trace behind. every single bloody thing you say is concerning how are the blokes like anon trying to hurt you???

[errorinvalid-username]

EVEN THAT SOUNDS OVERKILL. A PAIR OF THICK GLOVES IS ENOUGH.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

thats overkill too considering were talking about a kid here

[errorinvalid-username]

RIGHT. I ALWAYS FORGET WEARING GLOVES ALL DAY LONG ISN'T THE NORM FOR SOME OF YOU

[top-class-collector]

getting your fingerprints burnt off as a child is severely traumatizing and mind altering. I hope you can heal from this.

NO, IT'S NOT :) YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY SITUATION :) IT'S TO KEEP ME SAFE :) PEOPLE LIKE YOU WERE GOING TO FIND ME :) HURT ME :) KEEP ME FROM MY CRAFT :)

LIAR, LIAR, TROUSERS ON FIRE :)

[skyfire-the-watcher]

It stopped you from living a normal life.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

hey so uh thats. like we did that. because we were mercinaries. we werent allowed to leave any trace behind. every single bloody thing you say is concerning how are the blokes like anon trying to hurt you???

[errorinvalid-username]

EVEN THAT SOUNDS OVERKILL. A PAIR OF THICK GLOVES IS ENOUGH.

[galacticnova-jackpot]

have anyone ever gotten flung off Mt Coronet

And

Follow up question

Does anyone know of any good human doctors in Sinnoh

[errorinvalid-username]

I CAN'T SEE HALF OF THAT NAME SO I WOULDN'T KNOW. ISN'T THERE SOME EMERGENCY LINE YOU CAN CALL FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

[galacticnova-jackpot]

Probably but I’m trying to figure out how not to get arrested

[errorinvalid-username]

WELL THAT SOUNDS LIKE BAD PLANNING ON YOUR PART

[galacticnova-jackpot]

in my defense i didn’t realize I was in a cult

[errorinvalid-username]

I GUESS THAT'S LIFE. WHAT'S YOUR SITUATION? FOUND A SHELTER?

[galacticnova-jackpot]

does a dinky little cave work. Also if you happen to see a lost, always angry-looking Kingler and vaguely messy looking androgynous galactic grunt wearing a lab coat please return them to me please and thank you

[errorinvalid-username]

DOUBT I'LL RUN INTO YOU, BUT A CAVE IS GOOD. JUST MAKE SURE TO PUT SOMETHING IN THE ENTRANCE TO BLOCK WIND. IF THERE'S SNOW, LEAVE A SPACE TO PASS THROUGH. IT'LL BE A PLACE YOU CAN GO BACK TO AND LICK YOUR WOUNDS.

[errorinvalid-username]

READING OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS RIGHT NOW FEELS LIKE WATCHING A PLANE CRASH

[errorinvalid-username]

HOW DID YOU SEND AN EMPTY ASK? WHY ARE YOU ABLE TO DO THAT?

[clara-teamrocket]

That Team Rocket swaggg

[errorinvalid-username]

.

[errorinvalid-username]

HOW DID YOU SEND AN EMPTY ASK? WHY ARE YOU ABLE TO DO THAT?

[errorinvalid-username]

Everyone here is just mean and bitchy but me ngl

NOT REALLY

[clara-teamrocket]

Have you ever seen me complain?

[errorinvalid-username]

NO, OF COURSE NOT. YOU'D NEVER.

[errorinvalid-username]

Everyone here is just mean and bitchy but me ngl

NOT REALLY

[licensed2faint]

I'm looking at dash and. like

is anybody having a GOOD day today or are we just circlejerking about our bad relationships and tragic pasts

[errorinvalid-username]

IS THAT COMMON HERE?

[licensed2faint]

it's like 70% of everybody who shows up. i mean like I also have a semi upsetting past but I'm also actively in therapy so i don't usually post about it

[errorinvalid-username]

WHEN I HEARD PEOPLE RECORD THEIR THOUGHTS HERE THIS ISN'T WHAT I THOUGHT THEY MEANT

[licensed2faint]

I'm looking at dash and. like

is anybody having a GOOD day today or are we just circlejerking about our bad relationships and tragic pasts

[errorinvalid-username]

IS THAT COMMON HERE?

[rosies-adventures]

A MAZE AND A LABYRINTH AREN'T THE SAME THING STOP USING THEM INTERCHANGEABLY

[errorinvalid-username]

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

[top-class-collector]

@errorinvalid-username asked:

HELLO, SINCE YOU'RE A POKEMON COLLECTOR, DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS FOR CATCHING THEM?

good question! we have an entire course on pokemon catching but i can give you some tips i learned here :)

ALWAYS have well over a hundred empty pokeballs on your person at all times. you never know

know your balls. which is the best for the job? which one looks the best with the pokemon in question? some people go for practicality over looks so they load up on quick balls and such, others go for looks over practicality so they have a wide range of pokeballs. Sir Hagar may even introduce a course about making our own!

have a pokemon with restraint on you at all times. such a pokemon will help you to weaken your target without risking harming it too much

know the pokemon you are seeking. if it can explode, have a pokemon that will dampen the air around it to a point where it can't detonate. if it can be reckless, have a pokemon that will prevent it from hurting itself. so on, so forth, there are entire books on the topic!

i hope these three tips help you get started!

[errorinvalid-username]

100? OF THOSE FIST-SIZED BALLS? WHAT KIND OF BAG ARE YOU LUGGING AROUND TO CARRY THAT MANY?

[top-class-collector]

HEYY! carrying around heavy items is good for muscle growth :)

i jest, i carry a large rucksack that goes over my shoulder and can hold over fifty pokeballs at a time! still, quite heavy. after a week-long hunt, my shoulder really kills me

i keep fifty more pokeballs in my portable item box program

in my room in the academy, i keep well over a thousand pokeballs under my bed. i want to fill every single one! :)

[errorinvalid-username]

HOW MANY OF THE BALLS YOU BUY END UP HOLDING A POKEMON? DO THEY BREAK OFTEN?

[top-class-collector]

it depends on the pokeball! some pokeballs are more reliable than others :)

[errorinvalid-username]

THANKS MATE, I'LL READ UP ON THAT NEXT TIME I WALK BY A LIBRARY

[top-class-collector]

@errorinvalid-username asked:

HELLO, SINCE YOU'RE A POKEMON COLLECTOR, DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS FOR CATCHING THEM?

good question! we have an entire course on pokemon catching but i can give you some tips i learned here :)

ALWAYS have well over a hundred empty pokeballs on your person at all times. you never know

know your balls. which is the best for the job? which one looks the best with the pokemon in question? some people go for practicality over looks so they load up on quick balls and such, others go for looks over practicality so they have a wide range of pokeballs. Sir Hagar may even introduce a course about making our own!

have a pokemon with restraint on you at all times. such a pokemon will help you to weaken your target without risking harming it too much

know the pokemon you are seeking. if it can explode, have a pokemon that will dampen the air around it to a point where it can't detonate. if it can be reckless, have a pokemon that will prevent it from hurting itself. so on, so forth, there are entire books on the topic!

i hope these three tips help you get started!

[errorinvalid-username]

100? OF THOSE FIST-SIZED BALLS? WHAT KIND OF BAG ARE YOU LUGGING AROUND TO CARRY THAT MANY?

[top-class-collector]

HEYY! carrying around heavy items is good for muscle growth :)

i jest, i carry a large rucksack that goes over my shoulder and can hold over fifty pokeballs at a time! still, quite heavy. after a week-long hunt, my shoulder really kills me

i keep fifty more pokeballs in my portable item box program

in my room in the academy, i keep well over a thousand pokeballs under my bed. i want to fill every single one! :)

[errorinvalid-username]

HOW MANY OF THE BALLS YOU BUY END UP HOLDING A POKEMON? DO THEY BREAK OFTEN?