MatthewProctopus

Just a little gayboi trying to survive in the Bible Belt.

[britney]

remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio

[yourfriendlysis]

SHIT

[pah]

[ersiffanarman-blog]

[warandpeas]

We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s our Top 10. 

Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!  

[dragginage]

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

[chaotic-carnifex]

My parents: “You’re 19, why don’t you know how to [insert basic cooking skill here]?” Me: “You?? Never taught me???”

[conf3ttif4lling-deactivated2017]

the fact that this was written two years ago and it’s still relevant… what does that tell you?

[runawaymarbles]

I’ve been saying this for years but guys

Sandy Hook. 

Sandy Hook was the Nightmare Scenario. It was the “that’s not realistic.” If I’d been arguing with someone who was anti gun control and I said “someone could take a gun and go into a school and kill thirty kindergartners in just a couple of minutes, how would you feel then,” they would have said I was exaggerating, that’s manipulative and unrealistic. 

but that’s what happened. 

and the thing is

if thirty dead, white, upper middle-class kindergartners in Connecticut aren’t going to motivate change on gun control

then they’re never going to change for queer people in Florida, and they’re not going to change for music fans in sin city, and they’re not going to change for college students in Washington and Oregon, and they’re not going to change and they’re not going to change. 

A white man can buy 19 automatic weapons and no one is going to raise an eyebrow. And then afterwards they’ll send thoughts and prayers. 

[badwizards-blog]

I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”

[ersiffanarman-blog]

It's me

[youthxcrew69]

what the FUCK is this supposed to say 

[ersiffanarman-blog]

This is legitimately giving me anxiety wHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN

[square-enix]

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

*wipes tears with a beauty blender*

[skinsandotherthings]

[ersiffanarman-blog]

Me currently

[stability]

[ersiffanarman-blog]

When someone compliments me on my personality I too suffocate

[twitblr]

[ersiffanarman-blog]

Or join ROTC and think they're actually registered soldiers lmao

[paulthebukkit]

Breath of the Wild (2017)

[ersiffanarman-blog]

This is actually blasphemy

[ersiffanarman-blog]

I like tumblr because you can talk shit and literally nobody will listen

[ersiffanarman-blog]

So my mom's boyfriend's father just died and he's been upset about it all day (which is understandable) but like now they're in there fucking while I'm trying to sleep and like I just don't understand how you can even think about sex when one of your parents die like wtf

[daily-showerthoughts]

One of the greatest things about the internet, it gave everyone a voice. One of the worst things about the internet, it gave everyone a voice.