Rumplestiltskin, doting boyfriend.
#’hey maid.’#’i don’t like you maid. do you want a pillow maid.’#’not cause nice just cause i don’t wanna hear you cry’#’man i nailed it’#’maid excuse me this man asked me if he could rape you. i’m just gonna rip his tongue out. you know. cause i don’t like you.’#’hey maid have this library’#’not bc u like books u so silly maid its cause ehm… u need to dust it’#’stop smiling at me maid i’m the dark one i’m a scary scary creature’#’also do you want me to help you down my carriage cause ehm… u wouldn’t be able to clean if u were hurt’#’man i’m so good at ths she never gunna suspect a thing’




















