Cicero my love shut the fuck up

If in chaos lies beauty, I really must be Helena of Sparta

[tityre-tu-scurra]

Do you have a favourite letter to Atticus or are you normal

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[daciancatamite]

stop attributing to “narcissistic behavior” what can easily be explained by hubris

[corporialus]

Pompey study

[sadist-babypink]

odysseus every time agamemnon says anything

[fatal-quiete-png]

"why are you like this"

I consumed these as a kid:

Indiana Jones / Star Trek / The sound of music / The Blues brothers / Wolfestein / Porco rosso / Call of Duty: WWII / Good Omens / Cars 2 / Neun

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

[thoodleoo]

i'll block a bitch on perseus.tufts.edu

[tityre-tu-scurra]

Nolan's Odyssey is just Christianised. And awfully so.

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[pgwodewose]

"Nobody likes you"

Which means that Odysseus, son of Laertes, sacker of cities, King of Ithaca likes you.

[tityre-tu-scurra]

[tityre-tu-scurra]

remembering Greek words because of the Genshin elements are based on Greek words: boring, basic, too easy

remembering Genshin elements because you studied Greek and they're based on Greek words: hellish, makes you sound cool, makes you want to kill yourself in the long term

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

i've been using computers since 2009 i know how computers work you people need to stop assuming people know nothing about computers. yes i know you can change icons. i just made this post because i wanted to make a silly post about my puter. so many of you people would be the least fun person at parties because of how you go "omgf youre so stupid wait until you learn about (thing)" like politely. shut the fuck up and start being nicer to strangers on the internet

have some fucking joy and whimsy and instead say "its so awesome people are learning about this"

[yaaaaaaaaaaaay]

I don’t particularly like calling Clodia ‘Clodia metelli’, since it feels like I’m attaching her to her husband, but it is kind of funny when you take into account she’s mostly talked about in reference to men that are not Metellus. They’re calling him the most cucked man in the Roman senate

[tityre-tu-scurra]

not having cultural roots really shapes you as a country. and I'm not talking about values (only...). I'm talking about respect. stealing myths from other cultures, modifying as you like it NOT to adapt them to your culture but to justify your values and give their country an epic background like fascism did. they're not a funny story you can play with, they are our roots and our culture; we have thousands of years of history, and if 200 aren't enough for you, don't try to steal it from ours. Imagine if now somebody who has a different religion took stories from the Bible (yes, still a book of myths) and made it into a movie but changed their plot and the message they intended to give: would you be upset that Jesus is now played by an asian character? would you like that he wasn't born to teach us forgiveness but to do a political revolution against Romans? or that in the end he didn't die on the cross but he got exiled from Judea? yeah.

[useless-greek]

ήμίγαμος, -ον, kinda married, Filostr.

[useless-greek]

yeah basically

[nnay-naee]

y'all be talking about mpreg. what about fpreg. not men getting pregnant but women getting people pregnant.