אמור זה שם של דג וגם אותו אוכלים

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[snoobless]

Happy none pizza w/ left beef day everyone

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[fangirlsaywhaat]

Next:

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[https-graces]

Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

[https-graces]

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

[warmhappycat]

Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.

[eshcolit-sgula]

happy birthday to lesbianism

[djbilux]

Fuck gender, we should all be labeled by our favorite color instead, sue me.

[erbiumspectrum]

Things my professors have said: chemistry edition, part 5

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4]

"if I catch anyone sleeping [during lecture]... I'll start talking quieter as not to disturb them"

"don't be afraid to ask questions during class, you can throw something at me to get my attention, just nothing too heavy please"

"I know that the second law of thermodynamics is real because I saw it in action in my sons' room"

"yes, all these derivatives are necessary. I need something to torment you with"

"a chemical compound can bring plenty of joy"

"this is my private collection" [opens a word doc that's several pages of chemistry puns]

"what huge chunks of ice! Great for drinks but not for your synthesis. You need to crush them a bit"

"my leg hurts so bad today... I didn't even kick anyone!"

"poisons are kind of interesting, so I'm sure everybody here has their favorite one"

"this boron is unhappy"

"we don't often think about how small atoms are. And why would we do that anyway? Let them be small"

"these orbitals would bite each other"

[krembovanil]

אני לא צריכה לשאת נשק

יש לי כבר אחד

אני בחורה עם רישיון נהיגה וקיה פיקנטו

[chutzpahchesed]

she's so real for this.

for context, her original post:

[sisyphusshrugged]

Dan Hays Colorado Snow Effect 4 (with detail) 2007, oil on canvas

[achisraeli]

סטודנט, על המרצה: "בעל הבית השתגע!"

מרצה: "בעל הבית תמיד היה משוגע"

[achisraeli]

המרצה הזה עכשיו במילואים, מגן עלינו. תתפללו שיצא משם בשלום בבקשה 🙏

[achisraeli]

לא עדכנתי אבל הוא חזר אלינו ומלמד בכל הכוח עם סיפורים מדהימים מהשטח. ❤️

[boker-tov-gidi-gov]

מעבר לדעות המפגרות של אנשים בחו״ל והעובדה שהם מאמינים לכל פוסט שנוח להם להאמין בו בלי להפעיל קמצוץ של חשיבה ביקורתית, הכי wild בעיניי זה שהם ממש לא קולטים שישראלים הם כזה… אנשים

אנשים אשכרה שמעו על חרבו דרבו והם כזה ״השיר המוביל בישראל קורא לרצח עם😭😭״ השיר המוביל בישראל הוא הדרך המטומטמת של אנשים להתמודד בהומור די להיות אבי נעלבי

[pissditching]

"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly

[stungbyadog]

[slavicafire]

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

[mexashepot]

אני אוהבת את העם שלנו לפעמים

[bonivers]

#24 on ur spotify wrapped describes how 2024 will go, how screwed r u

[mixmangosmangoverse]

I hate to say it but everyone saying there's Pre-Holocaust vibes are correct

We're seeing a massive spread of unchecked, unrepentant antisemitism spreading quicker with social media now. People are cheering on murdered Jewish kids and then fact checking us to tell us it didn't happen

Blood libel is gaining traction like never before all the while Jews in the Diaspora are being attacked

So to all you proud Nazi Punchers, I must ask,

Why are you standing by, letting this happen, repeating things the Nazis could only dream of? Why aren't you standing up, dismantling antisemitism in your movement, helping Jews once again forced to hide in their homes?

Or was it never about protecting Jews? Just about protecting your egos

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]