Local Anchiornis Enthusiast

bi, she/they. animals B) in my 20s, I can't be assed updating my age every birthday. main blog is serpentariusart

[aquaticpaleo]

[luxiomahariel]

[cristalplanetheart]

[bigbigtruck]

sucking at something is the first step to getting good at it

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[tippyturret]

[cleverreports]

We report: we wait and wait for the rain, and once we stop waiting and hoping, the rain comes. Immediately, with the sky heavy, and the air saturated with water, we feel lighter. It goes on like this for hours, and even when it stops, the sky remains overcast. We breathe easier.

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[zenaidasden]

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

[tumblrisweird]

Scorpy, Wayne, Mike, and Erika reacting to the end of the GI Joe game they finally reached at like 5 in the morning at the end of the recent Co-op for a Cause marathon

[proteinpill]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[tall]

[sound-overlord]

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[iridescent-wildlife]

Sanderling (Calidris alba). Family Scolopacidae, order Charadriiformes.

South Padre Island, Texas, USA. April 2021.

[herpsandbirds]

Beetle Fly (Celyphus sp.), family Celyphidae, Malaysia

Yes, this is actually a true fly! (order Diptera)

photographs by Jack K H Loo

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[no-one-offical]

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[liminal-writers-offical]

is it weird i kinda understand him