jessy

26 / MIA🌴/ RN

[werenotreallystrangers]

[childhoodruiner]

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[baebiebleu-deactivated20190611]

Nahhh, can’t risk it.

[imkiwhereslevi]

✨sorry y’all

[whimslight]

im sorry yall

[biggestniq]

I work in insurance yall, I ain’t risking shit

[chairman-buttlicker]

I’m cool with superstitions, but now I don’t trust any of you fucks behind the wheel…

[esmeraxo]

Ever see a man that can moveeee. I literally was like the things I would do to you, maaaannnn.

Ufffff

[lilmamabeyellin]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[oceanbreeez3-deactivated2025091]

“Why u smiling at ur phone???”

BITCH CUZ MY BESTFRIEND AND I ARE FUNNY AF

[princesstigerbelle]

Me waking up around 2 in the afternoon: “Ok I really should get up for the day”

*10 minutes later*

[hayley566]

Sleepy bitch disease

[princesstigerbelle]

Me everyday honestly

[sou-thern-spi-rit]

[rozanovnas]

Hey did anyone else feel like their heart got ripped out of their chest when Tony, weak and sick, pointed at Steve and said “liar” with so much venom and conviction or was that just me?

[thwiprose]

thank you infinity saga. thank you avengers. i love you 3000!

[chatalyst]

Hawkeye: hey, I know you!

Nebula: Father, I have the stones

Hawkeye:

[sakura-haruka]

#I’m not okay

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[mariodaymiller]

[catchymemes]

[beautofwomen]

I want this extraness

[shanyphantom]

I’m so glad we got to see the picture afterwards.

[capnperaltiago-deactivated20211]

brooklyn (19)99

[mybisexualwife]

[thtdamfangirl4]

HE HAS BEEN LOCATED

[gregwuzhere]

I was not gonna reblog this without Captain Holt lmao

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

why is andy samberg’s hair more beautiful and flowing than mine

[meanplastic]

Me practicing this housewife thing for when I drop out of uni

[twerkcircus]

Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.

[antihelix]

Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.

[miiriya]