Introverted Disaster

[panlight]

Twilight characters + The Good Place quotes.

[esmixd]

My dad is forcing me to go to last few days of school, even though I’m not doing anything and all my teachers told me to stay home because “attendance is important for college”. I’m so pissed off. 

[ieatbreadz]

A short scene from newest chapter of What a Sanctuary (for the sceleratus) !

This took 3.5 hours but writing the chapter took me all week, and it’s significantly angstier :D

Read my whole series if you’d like to get the full story and context: https://archiveofourown.org/series/4953886

[soul-stiice]

Never really tried turning my trad art into digital but I’ll probably do so more often🤭

[momomarjijo]

i had something domestic in mind

children need naps to grow, develop, and regulate their emotions.

power hybrid babies do too

[esmixd]

Me on the inside when I work so hard for so long just for the award to go to the girl who pushed a button a few times

[ezzakennebba]

i just want 400 books of them hanging out!!

[esmixd]

You ever been somewhere that you used to love but can’t stand anymore, just thinking of leaving and never coming back but then you start talking to that one person and it makes you forget all your resentment for a brief moment

[jayjay-thejet-plane]

hey guess what… MORE JAKEWARD!!😎

process + close up down below

[maryannwinchester]

Canon Sam and Dean meeting alternate reality Priest!Dean who always carries (what they assume) is a bible around & when they need help from him he starts working on a ritual only to smirk while looking directly at canon Sam when invoking his god “forgive me, brother, for I have sinned”.

Boy King of Hell Sam shows up.

Canon Dean and Sam failed to notice that wasn’t a Bible it was Sam’s own journal.

[archivescs]

TWILIGHT: The Cullens and bella

[esmixd]

Tell me why mom is yelling at me for having my headphones on at the table mind you we’re in a restaurant for my grandmas birthday and we’re not even talking everyone is just on their phones like what is her problem

[fiddlesolo]

vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this

[1953swan]

hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people

[bellas-orange-jansport-deactiva]

charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead

[maximumsunshine]

I did not expect a decent twilight joke on my dash in 2019, but nevertheless there it is and it’s hilarious.

[majordemonblockpartyy]

dean wears pink satin panties (probably with a little ribbon rosette or something) and kinda likes how his dick looks in them -> girl!dean wears plaid boxers with the fly unbuttoned so she (or sam) can reach right in and grope her bare cunt

[esmixd]

That murderous feeling you get when people keep bringing up a small mistake you made when your were trying to do a million other things💕

[esmixd]

That feeling after waking up the day after hanging with friends you’ve know for so long and questioning whether or not you even like them or if you go out just cause

[gabriellesiraudin]

twilight with actual teenagers…………………think about it……………