What do you mean "Uh-oh?"

A collection of things (mostly SFW, but occassional nakedtimes on the weekends)

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

new cryptid: tumblr users who have never changed their url

[musicalluna]

it is i. the Unchanging

[bixbythemartian]

I’m not a cryptic, I’m an *alien*.

[it-grrl]

I brought this screen name over from livejournal you can take it from my cold lifeless hands.

[textsfromphrynefisher]

Miss Fisher meets The Onion, part II. 

[baseballcardvandals]

I know nothing.

Own this BCV Original.

[yaddle-archive-deactivated20181]

#cinematic parallels

[cinegasmic]

I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE HERE FOR A POST

[thenerdybird]

oh…oh!

[vakariaan]

[raptorific]

the original

[patrickat]

Star Wars: Rogue One (2016)

[grawly]

lmao bye

[hellotailor]

#aesthetic

[miskatonicwater]

but is it running Doom yet

[hollowct]

they did!

(source)

[miskatonicwater]

of  COURSE

[mahliann]

[iamianbrooks]

1) AVENGED FAMILY

2) IMMEDIATELY PARTY

[theleftnippleofarcher]

does anyone remember that interview some guy did with some actual yakuza dudes who played the yakuza game

[kookaifoundation-deactivated202]

holy shit can anyone provide a link

[thefeelofavideogame]

right here

[vonisv]

[supersoftly]

M: I like the fact that you power up by eating real food. Shio ramen gives you a lot of power — CC Lemon, not as much. It all makes sense. S: The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.

You forgot the best one

[caligulasterrarium]

[intothefartside]

@getoutofmyheadcharles

[getoutofmyheadcharles]

HAHA HOLY SHIT @jamesab

[jamesab-deactivated20181218]

i love this

[thenib]

Read So You’re Going Through a Coup, from Felat Delibalta.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

So vampires don’t show up in film or mirrors, right? What if that applies to literally any kind of sensor. You got some 2000-year-old emissary of the night cussing out an automatic soap dispenser.

[disasterlarper]

automatic doors. AUTOMATIC DOORS

[johanirae]

Those light switches that shuts down when they sense lack of activity.

[mercurialmalcontent]

#my favorite kind of vampire#the shitty and inconvenienced one

[devilfeel]

Grimes feat. Janelle Monáe - Venus Fly

[florenceofalabia]

This is everything!

[dukedimone-deactivated20170417]

[chels]

annotations:

[bigdaddy3146: Daddy versus daughter: Beatbox Battle Pt. 2]

This is the most beautiful thing.

She is the most incredible. The MOST.

[evangotlib]

This should not be called a battle. More like the Death Star vs. Alderaan. You knew when she took off her glasses it was OVER.

[theisb]

Full-on lost it when she started doing the beat and the samples at the same time.

[ovadrive]

[mormonfacts-deactivated20190208]

[fluffmugger]

every time I see this my grip on sanity gets just that little bit slimmer

[noelladeville]

Assels in action.

[angelbomb7]

[apflournyc]

Photo thanks to @fayedaniels

Model is me, @ramonaflour 

Faye Daniels paved the way for SO MANY girls like me to exist in this space. Seeing full figured women share themselves so unapologetic really gave me the courage to share myself with the world. Faye is the real deal. She’s a beautiful person that is radiating a life force. Her energy and vibes… I was so blessed & thankful to have the amazing opportunity to spend a day with her while in Toronto, CA last summer. 

[vimandvigour]

Amazing shot! Faye is good people ❤

[fffddd09-deactivated20170610]

Omg this Angel though!! 😍😍😍