Esoteric Faery

Psychological esoteric Astrologer. Unitarian attitude. Voluntarily celibate. Decades of continuing study in esoteric communities and within. I am equally a learner and a teacher. Intimate Spiritual Diaries, asteroids, Astrology affirmations and memes; both serious and funny, self development. New age and new cage debunking and humour. Conscious relationships (friends, family, job / career, romance) memes and advice. ♓Ac 29°. ♍☉ 17° 25' ☌ ☽, ☿ 29°, ♃, ♄, Vx 29°. ♌♀︎. ♏♂︎ 7° 43' & ♅. ♉⚷. ♐♆. ♎♇

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About Me, My Page & My Services

Professional psychological esoteric Astrologer. Unitarian attitude. Permanently, happily, voluntarily celibate.

Decades of continuing study in esoteric communities and within. I am equally a learner and a teacher.

Intimate Spiritual Diaries, Astrology affirmations and memes; both serious and funny, self development.

New age and new cage debunking and humour.

Conscious relationships (friends, family, job / career, romance) memes and advice.

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Here’s my chart, for if fellow Astrologers and hobbiests are curious. I’ve been told I have one of the more unusual charts.

Some people don’t even believe an Ascendant can be in the 12th, but as you can see, it is. [Two of my cousins have their Ascendants there too (though in different signs).] I've also seen Ascendants at the cusp of the 1st and the 2nd houses.

Your Esoteric Faery Astrology Personal Reading

Each written reading costs $22 CAD, and includes asteroids.

Specific and to-the-point, they tend to be around 3 - 10 pages long.

I do birth, secondary progressed, returns (planetary, asteroid & aspects), along with synastry (comparing your chart with someone else's) natal charts.

Each chart requires a birth chart first; for example if you want a secondary progressed chart for a certain date, it will only be accurate along with your birth chart, so your total will be $44.

Examples of my readings are available for free on this page and on my Facebook page.

Two Style Options

Direct - I omit all data, such as mentions of which planets are doing what, etc., and get right to the point.

Data - Ideal for other professionals and hobbyists, or just curious people who like data; I include all of the data I used for your reading, such as a list of all glyphs (including asteroids; Martha Lang-Wescott and Janus style), degrees & orbs. I focus on critical degrees up to 1 degree orb, and only widen the orb up to 2.5 degrees for chart ruling planets.

Types of Readings

All readings include planets, angles, and whichever combination of asteroids, trans-neptunian-points (TNPs) and fixed stars are most prominent for you, along with a description of your chart ruling planet.

General - The default asteroids & TNP’s I work with are listed below, and are those which are at critical (important) degrees in my birth chart. You can ask for specific asteroids or TNP’s which aren’t listed, and I will swap out one of my defaults for each one of those. If I don’t find specific information on your chosen asteroids, I will add my own interpretation of Sabian Symbols for them.

Education & Vocation - Can’t decide what to take in School? Considering a job / career change in position or vocation? Let’s see what your zodiac recommends you consider.

Spiritual - Includes spiritual asteroids, to clear up your experiences, and recommended practices which are ideal for you.

Health - Explains health issues (physical, mental, spiritual, emotional) and gives guidance on opportunity periods to improve your health. Not a substitute for your medical professionals advice.

Family Relationships - Shows why you either do or don’t get along with a family member, and the when and how of improving those relationships, if possible.

Abundance, Prosperity, Success, Wealth - How you either attract or repel what you want, and the when and how of increasing your confidence, charisma and law of attraction abilities.

Romance & Sex- Why you attract certain types of partners who it doesn’t work out with long term. The when and how of attracting a desired long-term partner. Breaking free of toxic patterns. How to or if you can improve your current romance. We can either just look at your natal chart, or do a synastry (comparison) of your chart with your partner or potential partner.

Note: As my readings include any asteroid there is if I can find information on it, naturally, they would normally cost more. That’s because I have to do additional research before your reading, if you’re requesting an asteroid I haven’t worked with before. As we’re living in tough times, the price is lower so as to be affordable for everyone. As a result, any tips which you can spare are appreciated, and yet not required. Please don’t spend your last few dollars tipping me.

My Default Asteroids, TNP's and other Points

Amaterasu Arachne Aphidas Apollo Atlantis Aegina Amphitrite Aegle Atlante Albion Astronomia Black Moon Lilith DNA Daedalus Dike Excalibur Educatio Elatus Eros Glo Gold Hades Haumea Hebe Hel Hidalgo Hypnos Hylonome Innanen Interamnia Isis Kronos Kleopatra Ka'epaoka'awela Lachesis Leto L'Encyclopedie Makhaon Morgan Narcissus Nostalgia Orius Orpheus Pan Parsifal Parvati Pholus Praamzius Pyrrha Ramakrishna Rousseau Salacia Sila-Nunam Siva Sita Varuna Vishnu White Moon Selena Zeus Zvezdotchet

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Rare Asteroid Memes, Part 2

I have 61 asteroids I've found at critical (highly important) degrees in my birth chart.

This series will include dwarf planets and TNP's (trans-Neptunian-points), and other point placements in Astrology, like Black Moon Lilith.

Asteroids are usually said in pop Astrology to not have much importance, yet nothing else has pin-pointed patterns in my chart wih such precise specificity. This has allowed me to speed up my shadow work into acceptance and integration, faster than only working with planets and angles. I hope this series which I've based on books and online information helps you too.

After I'm finished all of my crits, I'll accept requests for the asteroid(s) of your choice, as I plan to do more such memes after I've finished my crits.

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Rare Asteroid Memes, Part 1

I have 61 asteroids I've found at critical (highly important) degrees in my birth chart.

This series will include dwarf planets and TNP's (trans-Neptunian-points), and other point placements in Astrology, like Black Moon Lilith.

Asteroids are usually said in pop Astrology to not have much importance, yet nothing else has pin-pointed patterns in my chart wih such precise specificity. This has allowed me to speed up my shadow work into acceptance and integration, faster than only working with planets and angles. I hope this series which I've based on books and online information helps you too.

After I'm finished all of my crits, I'll accept requests for the asteroid(s) of your choice, as I plan to do more such memes after I've finished my crits.

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Gemini Season: May 20th - June 21st, 2026

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With all of the nonsense going on, try and not be afraid to stand for something, even if those around you won't.

Don't forget that Pluto will be in Aquarius for years. Go with what needs to end, cause pushing against the current will only drown you later when the Tower card insists on change. This is particularly true for the next few years with Gemini Uranus which will see humanity continuing to erode in basic compassion, in favour of tech distractions and other moral if not legal crimes involving AI.

Just a bit of AI is not an excuse, if you know about the levels of water depletion projected to get even worse, and people being bullied by corps. to sell their homes for data centers (for under market value).

I said what I said and I'm not going to argue about how AI is being used. I deleted what few AI selfies I had been using for marketing, but anyone who cares should be doing their part. I've never deliberately used AI to learn anything and I never will. I have this thing called a brain which I've always enjoyed regularly exercising.

The insideous promotion of AI generation and AI for everyday tasks over the last few short years should be surprising to more people. It's robbing us of what makes us human and people are not only allowing it, but loving it. True artistry will disappear; the soul of the human expressed through the arts will become something of the past, in whatever books / other media survive this slide into dystopia. But will anyone be able to read those books? Will anyone remain who cares about learning anything beyond the basics of survival?

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Happy Gemini Season.

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Gemini Season: May 20th - June 21st, 2026

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Gemini Season 2026 (Quick & packed Astro-notes, with more available by request)

Summary: Chatter, sexuality, Sagittarius, Uranus & AI, asteroids Atlantis & Sila-Nunam, dwarf planet Haumea and more.

The Gemini Sun starts off exactly on top of the Priapus point, and also closely conjunct Uranus, so expect the unexpected. This means they’re all opposite Black Moon Lilith in Sagittarius.

Think before speaking, paying careful attention to nuance. A more conscious focus on mental concentration can allow us to find effective new ways of thinking and communicating. This can often result in unusual, yet fun new experiences with different social groups, provided we don't allow any egos to get in the way. Practice extra patience and consideration for the feelings of others, even if they may appear unusual.

It’s common for some to be witty and charismatic, while others are ignorant of one or both sides of a situation. This is a strong energy involving rebellion, sexual urges and habits. Luckily, it’s motivated here to build familiarity, integration and resolution, provided those most effected are all putting in the effort.

Electricity and tech ruling Uranus is also parallel the Sun, strengthening its oddness. Newly in Gemini, Uranus will see AI strengthen its reach over the next few years. The ongoing agenda to replace artists and jobs, plus bully people out of their homes (not even paying market value), and deplete water, shows little chance of stopping.

The Gemini / Sagittarius axis here is about mental and physical speed (particularly with Uranus involved), in a mix of eloquence and tactlessness. Conversations can turn from intellectual and fun, to offended and angry, quicker than usual. Avoid black-and-white thought patterning, carelessness, blind optimism, irresponsibility and superficiality. Those not effected in difficult ways, through familiarity with these energies in their natal charts, can enjoy the benefits. Gemini and Sagittarius at their best are straightforward, optimistic masters of light-hearted banter, youthfulness and free expression.

A square with asteroid Sila-Nunam makes it extremely uncomfortable for those who are trying to maintain calm acceptance of future possibilities, and adds to the lack of listening skills which is a heavy side of Gemini energy. A period of depression is common, yet remember that knowledge is power to change.

Venus trine dwarf planet Haumea adds an easy charm and support if experiencing any type of bullying. Finding affinity with other victims who are similar is common, and genuine, regenerative friendships can be formed.

The Moons Nodes (true) trine and sextile asteroid Atlantis can help those who have been experiencing a doomsday mentality. Energy of the past involving warnings, privacy, and betrayal, can now be brought into ease for the future. If sensitive to this one, it’s a good time to develop ones psychic abilities, gather occult knowledge, work with crystals, or join a spiritual group.

I could go on, but won’t make this too long because people tend to skip long posts, and can also be lacking in time. Comment and I’ll add more. Feel free to ask if a specific placement is close to any of the above in some way.

The Sun enters Gemini on May 20th and leaves for nurturing, emotionally intuitive and moody Cancer on June 21st.

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I hope everyone's Taurus season is going well. Here's a throwback with a few quick astro-notes. I hope it's a welcome reminder to try to not get frustrated and stubborn about this whole living in physical reality thing. Sometimes we have to accept that we can't understand everything, so we can't take action. Yet, we can keep leading ourselves on, to help on other battlefields (particularly with our current big batch of Aries planets).

What do you have in Taurus? My big Taurus placements are 2nd house natal Chiron and asteroids Aphidas & Orius, plus secondary progressed: Moon and trans-Neptunian-point Hades. All are retrograde (except the Moon, which doesn't retrograde as such). Reminder that our natal retrogrades are easier energy as adults, since we've had more time to become familiar with how they feel and work. Retrogrades throughout life are to test our inner growth and not intended as punishments, so if we regularly introspect when our direct planets are still direct, their retrogrades then become easy.

The 2nd house is ruled by Taurus. Key phrases which apply in their own ways whether your 2nd house is Taurus or another sign: material possessions, marketable talents, self-worth, mundane security, values, luxuries and valuables, and resourcefulness. The 2nd house is the 2nd stage of life shown through Astrology in order. After the new life and first physical awareness of Aries, Taurus is about the "toddler" stage of early life exploration and discovery.

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Cancer, Sagittarius and Aquarius are three signs who are good at reminding us to not take life too seriously. Being childlike and goofing off is a form of stress relief, and who cares if some people think we're being silly.

I hope you're all handling this often-aggressive energy of multiple planets (including Mars which is in its rulership) in Aries well. This year, even though it's Taurus season and we're feeling the regular energy of grounding, seeing to practical material matters, and trying not to be inflexible, it can easily feel like the sun hasn't left Aries.

Remember to still try and make time for the best way to work with a lot of Aries energy; physical activity. Don't allow restless frustrations to simmer within until they boil over. Let that highly-driven fire get freely flowing within, and then release through your EM field as necessary. This energy makes it hard to impossible to sit still and do a quiet meditation, so things like walking or running with affirmations are best.

Aries rules the head in medical Astrology, so try and remember to drink water even when you're not thirsty yet, because dehydration as an Aries is no joke. The sign can commonly cause inflammation anywhere in the body, so eat anti-inflammatory foods. Some examples are salmon, sardines, herring, mackerel, almonds, walnuts, avocados, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, tomatoes, bell peppers, mushrooms, green tea and turmeric.

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Elemental Rebellion

water

drives the earth

through the air

into fire

until of void

though not avoid

as unobstructed

one blissed of many

divined as ordinary

creations seminary

darkness

freedom

merry

paradox of plenty

resolved, all-ready

explorations many,

eccentric temples steady

offbeat, heady

mysterious strategy

gracious rebellion

of elements eddy

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Taurus Season is from March 20th to May 21st, 2026.

Ceres, like Taurus, is about physical realities; money, and through tradition, how choices, whether stubborn or wise, cause change.

Ceres, earlier called Demeter in Ancient Greece, is the Mother who will go to hell to drag her children back. You better bet that as Ceres rules Taurus, the typical Taurus parent will tenaciously protect their child, by wanting to build up resilience & find a grounded solution if the child is pulled away by forces out of their control.

Knowing that what or who has called her daughter Proserpina away, Ceres presents through Taurus as taking or fearing the practical actions required to save her. As in the classical legend, this sometimes has to do with the forced transformation of rape through the experience with Hades (Pluto), and it often doesn’t.

"Mother" vs. "child" dynamics play out in many different types of relationships which don't involve real mothers and their children as well.

Taurus, as ruled by Ceres, is the grounded & practical expression of cultivated or uncultivated “soil” in ones life. It's a common misconception that Venus also rules Taurus, when it only rules Libra.

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People really hold themselves back with fear of Saturn.

There's the thought that it's there to limit us and force us to follow a certain sense of responsibility. It's common to get caught in the thought that there is an inherent unfairness and heaviness to Saturn; it's a view that even many Astrologers hold. In large part, because of the propagation of this view, people limit themselves far beyond where Saturn wants them to stop and check if what they're building is what's best for them.

Saturn has a hexagonal pattern at the storm system at its North Pole. The hexagon is viewed as a symbol of harmonic balance. Six-sided, the number in numerology and tarot is known as as one of love and union.

Saturn is a life-affirming planet. It's disguised as a stuffy old man, when it's really for learning a stability which brings a lightness into the foundations of ones life.

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Aries season is from March 20th to April 20th, 2026.

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Religions are wrong about how karma functions.

We're taught that if we do right by others, we'll attract experiences we want.

That isn't how it works.

We go through our lives doing good deeds for others, even with no expectation of reward, and instead of remaining in the peace we share with others, we get used and abused. We get projected at and discarded. We get defamed and forgotten, able to only help very few people connect with their inner truths.

Cruel people seem to get handed everything they seek in life, with very little to no effort.

We're living in a matrix construct; a computer simulation which functions the opposite of what religions would have us believe.

Up is down, left is right, right is wrong, good is evil, truth is lies, etc.

This is only a theory, but it's probably why obviously evil people like Musk, Trump, Bezos and Thiel hoard obscene amounts of wealth and power when they could use it to help others and change the world drastically for the better, and are never punished for it. They have so much money and other resources that they could easily eradicate things like poverty and child trafficking worldwide, and still remain comfortably wealthy, yet they don't. They continue to be rewarded for their evils. No one can touch them legally, and they're able to continuously enjoy every freedom and experience that life has to offer. Many people look up to them and have pipe dreams of becoming rich like them.

The new age is a religious grift which is especially egregious for this. People make bank off of brainwashing and taking advantage of vulnerable people, convincing them that they deserve to suffer from negative karma because they were bad in past lives. Oh but they can gradually get some relief, if they just pay $88 a month for their gurus patreon, and spend $111 for regular personal auric tune-ups, plus get the master twin flame diploma for the low price of $1111 😒.

Meanwhile, true occultists like me are bashed or ignored for being realistic about this stuff, and resign ourselves to being (at least mostly) solitude as a result.

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I hope you're all able to make use of this Mercury retrograde, which will last until Aries season, March 20th.

Contrary to popular belief, retrogrades are not our enemy. They don't exist to continuously torture us. While they're difficult for those who lack motivational or otherwise harmonious factors in their natal charts involving the retrograde planet, they're opportunities for do-overs.

Retrogrades are easier if we regularly do shadow work checks even when our difficult planets are direct. So if you've been neglecting to meditate, cope as best as you can now, and start the work up again once Mercury stations direct. That way, the next retrograde will be easier for you, and eventually you won't have difficulties with them anymore.

Those of you who have a difficult Mercury or difficult Gemini placements will often get caught in nervous mind loops or black-and-white thought.

Don't forget to regularly do energy healing and some form of meditation, like frequency healing music or any music with uplifting lyrics. See if you can work with anything you have in Mercurys ruling sign, Gemini. This is a good time for journaling everything out, as Mercury rules the written word. If you do have anything in Gemini, try writing (and reading aloud) appropriate affirmations geared towards not polarizing to one end of duality.

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Saturn and Neptune are starting to move out of exact conjunction, yet won't let up quickly. Feeling frustrated at being restricted, and lacking clarity about why, is still a common theme.

They're also in a quarto-square aspect with Chiron, all in Aries. This can be unpleasantly intense for those not accustomed to Aries in their natal charts, as it causes a subtle inner stress. It's necessary to dig deep to solve confusion and find out what really, naturally motivates you. Who were you before your earliest trauma, and what kind of grounded action can you now take, to embody who you truly are, and fight to reach your goals?

Similar not only to the square, but also to the opposition aspect, the quarto-square becomes more easily motivational with inner work. The good news is that this is an easier and quicker energy to understand and work with, than the inconjunct, but only if we work from higher consciousness.

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