la vérité ne t'affranchit jamais.

Hello, I'm Rosaline and I'm better than human, I'm French-Canadian. 21 • F • Montréal

[esotericiste]

Why don’t we talk about something more pleasant, like dragons fucking cars?

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[esotericiste]

[esotericiste]

Why don't we talk about something more pleasant, like dragons fucking cars?

[wayofthesord-deactivated2014033]

  i have a line to hell myself all albinos are devils even the partials like me

reality is perception if we can sort out your perception then the rest should follow suit and giving the mind a timeline to follow will help pretty enormously i would think

i cant fucking fathom it either saint its so far beyond my ken it took off like a runner from kenya and hasnt stopped since the 2004 olympics

but thanks ill try

[esotericiste]

I guess that would explain the red eyes.

That's one way of looking at it. I suppose dreams are simply another kind of reality—but at the end of the day, they're still what one wakes up from and not the other way around.

If you need my help—though I suppose there's not much you'd need from me—please don't hesitate to call.

[wayofthesord-deactivated2014033]

  i feel like thatd explain a lot about you

the demon in human form with the nickname saint but yeah no look i wanted to help with that before you got busy my time powers have grown pretty substantially so i might be able to sort some of the memories in a temporal sense

people are trying to kill me, saint i dont properly know why or what their reasoning is but they want me bad enough to destroy half a city and kill thousands of people for it

[esotericiste]

Oh no! My deepest and darkest secret is out—I've been taking orders straight from Lucifer's maw this whole time. How did you uncover my identity so quickly?

Maybe I'll take you up on that offer sometime soon. It doesn't feel right to continue the charade—of sorts—without trying to learn something about what's actually real. Whether this is even real.

Well, all I suppose I can do is wish you the best of luck with that. I can't fathom the entirety of the situation, but it sounds quite obviously perilous. Take care of yourself, Dave.

[wayofthesord-deactivated2014033]

  haha ah yes the apocalypse knowing my luck it will come in april

whoa demonic influence huh is are you a demon

well went on a trip through scotland met and fought an assassin named the prince spent a month training and buttfucked time a little like serious hardcore lubeless timefuckery here london got destroyed bombed halfway to hell destroyed and then i moved to america and thats about all thats pertinent to report

[esotericiste]

I'm giving us three weeks for Ragnarok, personally.

Well, no, not last I checked. But at this point, I'm not sure it would even surprise me. It's not as if I've gotten any closer to learning which, if any, of my memories actually occurred. At best, I'm a very clever simulacrum of a human parachuted here to perform some inscrutable task beyond my awareness.

And that's only the best case scenario because it would mean I'm not as crazy as my memories suggest to me that I am.

In any case, sexual encounters with the fourth dimension aside, what actually happened?

[wayofthesord-deactivated2014033]

  is it still snowing up in canada? i might have to set up a place there to get a taste of old london back

a lots happened saint howve you been

[esotericiste]

With abandon. I've somewhat resigned myself to a life where liquid water falling from the sky is enshrined in the tales of yore as a legendary sign of the apocalypse. If it's indeed the case, I imagine it will be April yet before the End Times grow near.

Sorry, old habit. You can tell a Canadian by how much they'll talk to you about the weather.

Well, I was hired for research work and fired at the end of the week because my professor suspected me of demonic influence. But, you know, nothing too out of the ordinary.

Tell me about "a lot".

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esotericiste replied to your post:oh my god its bloody blazing hot outside

That’s why the good lord invented air conditioning, Dave.

i feel like all this god talk is ominous suddenly

but yeah no im just watching the weather report from the relative safety of my cool air controlled hotel room

ninety six more like fuck off mate ill stick to my fifty eight

[esotericiste]

Yet apparently, we've scarce escaped the wrath of the latest glaciation; icebound Montréal bids you bonjour.

[let2play]

  thii2 2tory got better the longer ii read iit.

whyd you get a job though? and wiith chiildren of all thiing2?

[esotericiste]

Generally, jobs are one of the few methods of acquiring large sums of dollars, second only to bitcoin trading and bank robbery. And my heist's still in the works.

My—er, fomer, I suppose—professor works with young children and their language abilities. She calls it Kidlab.

[let2play]

esotericiste replied to your post:esotericiste replied to your post:doe2 iit count…

Wow, I actually stuck around long enough this time to see it on the same day.

truly youll go far iin liife ro2e. 

[esotericiste]

While I was away, I got a research job in a child language laboratory but was fired at the end of the first week because one of the parents accused me of demonically possessing her child.

The worst part is that I think she may have been right.

[esotericiste]

Hi.

[esotericiste]

let2play liked your post: let2play: ii thiink the real rea2on ii haven’t...

I feel so alive.

[let2play]

ii thiink the real rea2on ii haven’t had 2ex ii2 becau2e there2 alway2 the potentiial iif 2hiit get2 two heated ii could liiterally 2hoot la2er2 from my eye2.  

[let2play]

  ii can’t beliieve ro2e lalonde opened her queue for me.

[esotericiste]

It's a sign of true friendship.

[let2play]

esotericiste said: I’m going to queue this and tag it “hot friends”.

[let2play]

ii can’t tell iif ii want you two really do thii2 or really don’t want you two do thii2.

[esotericiste]

Consider it done. The first shot across the bow will probably be heard sometime around midnight; I think that's when my (heretofore nonexistent) queue begins to post.

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esotericiste replied to your post:an army of daves would be too busy fucking one…

It’s more useful than you think. Gay sex has been proven to be the most ubiquitous source of clean energy in the world.

the sheer applicable potential of homosexuality never ceases to amaze

#every gay man is a battery #which is why they all seem so energetic #and fit #i know its a steriotype and all but i have yet to see a gay man who is not at least somewhat in shape #and now i know why #gay sex produces enough energy to keep them young forever

[esotericiste]

You can't top the copper top.

[psychid-archived]

  that flew past my head!

[esotericiste]

The Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen experiment was an early critique of quantum mechanics that attempted to dispel the argument that quantum entanglement was causing paired particles to interact despite not being anywhere near each other, something Einstein derided as spukhafte Fernwirkung, or "spooky action at a distance." They argued that, instead, that all potential outcomes (for example, the paired spin of two electrons) are already carried within each particle.

[psychid-archived]

  i think quantum mechanics is a little bit out of my league. 

[esotericiste]

I think it's funny.