Extrasensory Perception

Who the fuck stole my aubergines?

[ekomancer]

“Jeff Wysaski, an artist based in Los Angeles, printed out some fake Halloween costumes and hung them up around a real costume store.”

[slytherinmind]

sorry I’m shitblogging but holy moly

[denisvileneuve]

tfw they ask you to verify that you’re not a robot

[loumargi]

Henrik Simonsen (1974, Danish- Germany )

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[talixagain]

people talk a lot about keanu reeves or whoever never aging but stay quiet on lucy liu who at the age of 49 genuinely does not look a day over 28

[boazpriestly]

Everyone’s staying quiet out a deep seated, rightfully placed fear of Lucy Liu

[cipheramnesia]

[newgirlgifs]

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[imposterogers]

black panther thor ragnarok and winter soldier are THE top three marvel movies. they inhabit their own plane of existence untouched by evils like iron man 2 and age of Ultron. they r the mean girls of marvel. everyone wants to be them but CAN’T

[morganamoonstone]

[chauiee]

Feinstein: You’re a big, powerful man. Why didn’t you [gestures pushing motion]?

Crews: Senator, as a black man in America [sigh]…

Feinstein: Say it as it is. I think it’s important.

Crews: …you only have a few shots at success. You only have a few chances to make yourself a viable member of the community. I’m from Flint, Michigan. I have seen many many young black men who were provoked into violence, and they were imprisoned, or they were killed, and they’re not here. My wife for years prepared me. She said, “If you ever get goaded, if you ever get prodded, if you ever have anyone try to push you into any kind of situation, don’t do it. Don’t be violent.” And she trained me. I’ll be honest with you it was the strength of my wife who trained me and told me, “If this situation happens, let’s leave.” And the training worked because I did not go into my first reaction, I grabbed her hand, we left, but the next day I went right to the agency. I have texts, I have phone conversations, and I said, “This is unacceptable!” And I told them how -you know- I almost got violent, but I didn’t. And I said, “What are you going to do about this predator that you have roaming your hallways?” And -you know- I was told, “We are going to do everything in our power. We are going to handle this Terry. You’re right. It is unacceptable.” And then they disappeared. Nothing happened.

[weepingbouquettyphoon]

Look at the faces of the black men behind him it says it all.

[dicapito]

This is real fucking infuriating. This shit isn’t funny. Fuck them and anyone who makes fun of Terry Crews speaking out and taking a stand.

[grannythots-deactivated20190917]

for those who don’t know the context, this is Terry Crews testifying about being sexually assaulted by Adam Venit during a Senate hearing about a proposed bill called the Sexual Assault Survivors Bill of Rights. While I don’t like that Senator Feinstein said what she said, I think it opened the door for a great statement from Terry about WHY he didn’t fight back - since so many people respond to male victims with “oh well you’re bigger than your rapist, why didn’t you push him or her off of you? why didn’t you punch him or her? did you want it or something?” And they don’t listen. Maybe finally people will listen. 

This shows that anyone can be a victim of sexual assault, even a tall, strong, hulking guy like Terry Crews. And I hope him coming forward with his accusations convinces other victims to realize that it being a victim isn’t something to be ashamed of and to take down their attackers, and push the justice system to FINALLY take male rape and assault seriously. 

[odinoco-deactivated20190531]

I think she asked him the question precisely for that

[grannythots-deactivated20190917]

I just looked at her Twitter and she stated (well, implied haha) that yes you’re right, that was indeed why she phrased her question the way she did.  

[archergwen]

Given how she followed her question with, “say it as it is. I think it’s important,” it sounds to me like she was trying to open a door for Crews to say what he did.

[hazeldomain]

A good lawyer never asks a question they don’t already know the answer to. 

[yeahponcho]

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

[mineapple]

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

[peter-pvrker]

Someone: there’s no evidence of Spider-Man being trans or questioning his gender Me:

[andrew-jackedson]

Two genders:boy or man

[richard-hollabackgirl-nixon]

What “evidence” am I supposed to gather from that.

[andrew-jackedson]

He called himself a boy not a man at first, meaning he identifies as a man but was born as a boy, therefore he’s a transman (boy to man)

[richard-hollabackgirl-nixon]

[jazzbruce]

[sixpenceee]

Public library offers bookmarks that teach how to discern real news from fake news

[beribeverly-blog]

If news reporters were held to the same standard as high school and college students writing research papers, we wouldn’t have to worry about fake news….

[sixpenceee]

The front page of today’s Daily News issue 

[starksisterx]

wow as a teacher i am officially braver than a us marine @ me

[local-patron-saint-of-lavender]

As a teacher, I am officially in more danger than US Marines. My elementary school students are in more danger than US Marines.

[you-might-belong-in-gryffindor]

This is disturbing. How can I literally be safer joining the military than being a teacher?? How.

[sixpenceee]

Cannibalism can be very dangerous to the body. You open yourself up to more diseases eating human flesh. Viruses tend to be very specific to a species, and it is rare for them to jump. So if you are eating beef meat contaminated with some virus that is affecting the cow, chances are you won’t catch it. But if you are eating human flesh, that is contaminated with HIV, you now have a very good chance of contracting it. Kuru is a disease that spreads almost exclusively by cannibalism. It is a mutated prion (protein) that can spread to surrounding brain matter. Resulting in a loss of motor control, impaired cognitive abilities, uncontrolled laughing, swelling in joints, and eventually death. (Source)

[gorgug]

FUN FACT! Cannibalism is also not illegal in America! The cannibals that have been arrested were arrested on accounts of murder, not cannibalism. If someone gives you permission to chop off their leg and eat it, it’s perfectly legal.

Seriously, look it up.

[elly-hiddlesherloki]

False, that would be improper disposal of a body. The actual ingesting of human flesh would be legal, but you’re working with biohazardous material and not properly disposing it, which is where they can also charge you

[touka-san]

Thank you Science and Law side of Tumblr

[catchymemes]

When your own dad isn’t your best superhero

[l0verseyes]

everyone @ thor: hey you’ve been through so much grief and loss i don’t think a little break’s gonna hurt- 

thor: