reverse mom friend

[lesbianbloodritual]

nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix

[hotgirlsasuke-deactivated202011]

what is your cishet male trait mine is being a car fan

[aliaoftheknives]

[white-knuckling my bathroom sink] there will be feasting and dancing in jerusalem next year 

[readkaijuno8]

These are the definitive Ritsuko Misato dynamics, I do not take criticism this is Canon

(Quick shoutout to @asuka--langley--soryu for inspiring this with her really interesting write up about Ritsukos and Misatos relationship a while back!)

More thoughts in the tags cause I like to talk vvvvv

[finalgrrrl]

donate to an abortion fund rn <33

[finalgrrrl]

USA

a list of state-specific funds

national network of abortion funds

indigenous women rising; abortion fund

national abortion federation 

women’s reproductive rights assistance project 

INTERNATIONAL

international planned parenthood federation

partners for reproductive justice (africa, asia, the americas)

fondo de aborto para la justicia social (mexico)

mabia (ghana)

bangladesh women’s health coalition

abortion without borders (poland, uk, the netherlands, germany)

women help women (based in the netherlands, buts works internationally in europe)

abortion dream team (poland)

[finalgrrrl]

bringing this back :////

[firstfullmoon]

losing it over this letter ken kesey wrote after his son’s death

[sevaria]

gay dudes should say the d slur more often and gay girls should say the f slur. peace and love on planet earth

[killrockstar]

"this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow" "this filter will show you if your nose is perfect" "this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical" "this filter will show you if your lips are big" how about if we all blew up our phones forever

[mytearsrricochet]

[rizadyke]

A greek chorus of elementary schoolers goes “ooooohhhh” as the gods call me to the front office over the intercom (I am to be smited for my hubris)

[hopelesscalico-deactivated20230]

kermit and miss piggy are both lesbians and also kermit is a gay man and piggy is a lesbian and they’re wlw mlm solidarity and also they’re a t4t bi couple and also they’re transhets and also theyre best friends and also they’re married and also they hate each other but love each other. it’s pretty simple

[ierostein]

[hylialeia]

we all have a limit to the bad things characters can do until we're not comfortable liking them but tbh some of you are just super fucking boring

[claudiaapologist]

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[eugeniedanglars]

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

[seravph]

letters from Medea, salma deera

[foxbirdy]

I Don’t Wanna Be Funny Anymore, by Lucy Dacus

[wuntrum]

laurel hell

[sophie5318]

[arguablysomaya]

he gets it