WHY

do we crave pity?

[snoodlenoodles]

Sitting at the dinner table

[hopelessbaka]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[zestydoesthings]

The results of the first week of my Johto Pokemonathon! As with last time each set has been given a ‘hilarious’ nickname. From top to bottom we have, the Vegetable Dinosaurs, Flaming Porcupines, Blue Crocogators, Wriggly Rodents and the Timekeeping Owls. 

I truly am a comedy genius…

[zestydoesthings]

Johto Pokemonathon update! A fossilized tree and a super-cute frog, flower cats, a handy monkey, some plant with eyes and a dragonfly! 

Remember- I update every weekday on Twitter and Instagram but weekly on Tumblr and Facebook.

[zestydoesthings]

Johto Pokemonathon update! Majestic egg fairies, all-seeing birds, sentient wooly generators, a dancing bush and some amphibious rodents. Pokemon are weird man…

Remember- I update every weekday on Twitter and Instagram but weekly on Tumblr and Facebook.

[lucario-theaurapokemon]

[despazito]

science can explain anything.

[bapouro]

holy shit thank you so much finally i can rest

[cargifs]

[gnumblr]

Why are these so accurate this is mind blowing

[cosmicwizdom]

Psychologically, one of the most devastating things in life is when someone you care about gives up on you.

- unknown (via quotelounge)

[suspend]

[essieismyname]

I really really really really really really like soup And I want you, do you want me, do you want me too

[myuuzaki]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is science in a nutshell

[sixpenceee]

A compilation of very satisfying images. 

[onlinefamous]

when your mom doesn’t cook you dinner

[prostheticknowledge]

Air Bonsai

@kickstarter campaign from Hoshinchu to produce levitating bonsai plant arrangements, combining traditional and contemporary craft:

More Here

[softporkbuns-deactivated2016072]

If I saw this floating and shit in the middle of the night with the moonlight shining on it I would literally scream bloody murder

[myvintageanime]