icarus ventured too close to the light and fell. YOU ventured too near to the dark.
Claire Keane
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shark vs the universe

#extradirty

Kaledo Art
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Show & Tell
Peter Solarz

ellievsbear

Product Placement
Not today Justin

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Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost
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@estella-ashwell
icarus ventured too close to the light and fell. YOU ventured too near to the dark.
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Holy Shitballs, ya’ll stuck with me for this long?
Firstly. Okay, this seriously is a first for me. I never stuck with a muse as long as I have stuck with Regina. Despite the fact that I have more or less quit the show, I still love her very much and am glad to have her still. Though what’s even more surprising than me sticking to Regina for this long is that ALL OF YOU stuck with me for this long. A bunch of you are here since the start and still hold on despite my constant Houdini acts of great disappearance throughout the last year. You stayed with me through my Canadian adventures and through the great German depression and you’re still here now that I fell off the face of the earth with work and my preparations for my move. And I wanted to thank all of you for that. I love you all <3
Secondly. Okay, here we go, what all of you have been waiting for, the GIVEAWAY. To celebrate my anniversary as well as my birthday which falls almost onto the same day ( as of today, January 13th, I am 25 *throws confetti* ) okay it took me a while to figure out what I could offer you guys, but eventually I decided on the nici stuffies. They are German, they are adorable and they are what I grew up with and still have. There will be three winners and I will ship internationally. Should you not wish to share your mailing address and name with me for whatever reasons there may be, I can offer you to write a fic or drabble for a character and/or pairing of your choice. Given I can’t code or icon.
Da Rules:
must be following me — if you unfollow after, that’s ‘ain’t cool but so be it.
likes & reblogs count — you may reblog as often as you want.
RP Blogs O N L Y.
do not clog the dash please.
giveaway ends at 11:59pm February 14th 2016
good luck & have fun :)
Da Prices:
third price winner you will get to choose a 10cm ( approx 4inch ) key-chain sized nici-stuffy. I will add some German candy/sweets of your choice to the package too. Should you not want to share your address with me for whatever reasons, I will write you a drabble to a character, pairing, and theme of your choice!
second price winner you will get to choose a 15-25cm ( approx 5-10inch ) nici-stuffy and a bunch of German sweets and candies that I’ll add to the package. Should you not want to share your address with me for whatever reasons, I will write you a short 3-5 chapter ficlet to a character, pairing, and theme of your choice!
first price winner you will get to pick a 25-35cm ( approx 10-14inch ) nici-stuffy plus a great load of German sweets and candies that I’ll accompany the stuffy on it’s way to you. Should you not want to share your address with me for whatever reasons, I will write you a multi-chapter fic to a character, pairing, and theme of your choice!
Now onto the Bias List.
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Impatient Sentence Starters
“They were supposed to be here by now.”
“What’s taking him/her/them so long?”
“Pacing back and forth won’t make the time go by any faster.”
“Hurry up!”
“Why is this taking so long?”
“Why can’t this just be over already?”
“I didn’t realize I’d have to wait for so long.”
“How can anyone have the patience for this?”
“Can we go now?”
“Can we leave now?”
“It’s taking too long.”
“Come on, already!”
“Shouldn’t something have happened by now?”
“This is so boring.”
“Can’t we go any faster?”
“This must be the slowest method of traveling ever.”
“No one can be that slow.”
“That’s it, I don’t want to do this any longer.
“Let’s just take a detour.”
“I can’t wait any longer.”
Drunk/Drinking Starters
❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞
❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞
❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞
❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞
❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞
❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞
❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞
❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞
❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞
❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞
❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞
❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞
❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞
❝I wanna bae you up.❞
❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞
❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞
❝I'm almost sober...❞
❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞
❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞
❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞
❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞
❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞
❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞
❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞
❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞
i’ll finger fuck you under the table at a restaurant then lick my fingers when I’m done I don’t give a fuck
Summarize my muse in 3 words.
Send me ♋ and I'll compare our muses.
basics:
WHO OF US IS:
Older? yours/mine Taller? yours/mine Richer? yours/mine Neater? yours/mine Nicer? yours/mine Smarter? yours/mine Funnier? yours/mine
advanced:
Who is a better friend? yours/mine Who lies the most? yours/mine Who swears the most? yours/mine Who reads more? yours/mine Who is more creative? yours/mine Who is more troubled? yours/mine Who has better morals? yours/mine
post breakup AUs
because i haven’t seen enough of these around and i am so here for angst:
“today was the first family gathering i’ve been to since we broke up and my little cousin that absolutely adored you asked where you were and i had to lock myself in the bathroom and sit in the tub for a half an hour and look through a folder on my phone of pictures i took of you to feel okay again¨ AU
¨i still have your phone number memorized even though i haven’t called you since we split and somehow i remembered it even though i’ve had like six shots of bourbon and hey, i know you’re pissed that you’re here at this dingy club at 3 in the morning to pick my drunk ass up, but you have to admit that’s pretty impressive¨ AU
“i’m pretty sure if taylor swift and i were in a competition of who could write the most breakup songs in one night, i’d win by a landslide because i still set two plates out for dinner even though i eat alone and it’s almost pathetic because we’ve been broken up for ages but i’m still not over you” AU
“so i know we haven’t talked in like, two years, and that things ended pretty badly between us but what the fuck do you mean you’re engaged to be married¨ AU
“yes, i know this is your sweatshirt and that we broke up five months ago but it’s really comfy okay. i totally don’t wear it because like it still smells like you or is the only thing that even remotely feels like home since i moved out. pfft. absolutely not.” AU
“look, i know we agreed to be friends and everything but that’s what everyone says when they break up. i can’t take you asking me for advice on how to ask out the new person you’re interested in, okay? it’s killing me” AU
“oh hi, totally didn’t expect to see you here at this one hole in the wall coffee shop literally no one in the entire world besides you knows about. what a coincidence.” AU
“it´s my [insert family relation here]´s wedding and seeing all these happy couples is killing me and all i can think about is how this was almost us” AU (bonus: “i know that it’s two in the morning and i’m dressed really formally and a little (a lot) bit drunk but i couldn’t stop thinking about you after my grandma asked how you were doing also can i come in it’s freezing out here”)
“i still have your sister’s scarf and i know it’s stupid but i’ve been hoping maybe one day you’ll come by and pick it up so we’ll be forced to talk again because i haven’t seen you in months and i’m maybe kinda sorta still in love with you” AU
“i know we were never officially together or anything but seeing that picture you posted on [insert social media] with him/her literally felt like you carved my heart out of my chest and stomped on it and i’m not really sure why i’m leaving this voicemail but my pillow still smells like you and i miss your stupid face” AU
“we have a lot of mutual friends so we see each other more than two broken up people usually do and i know we’re not really close anymore but you’re wearing that stupid (adorable) hat you always wore when you were upset so tell me what’s wrong because it’s literally killing me to see you look so sad” AU
“so like, i know we broke up and stuff but funny story, i haven’t told my family yet and they just assumed you’d be coming with me for [insert family celebration] and i really don’t know how to tell them and i know this is really selfish but i can’t break my great grandma’s heart like that, she’ll probably have a heart attack and– wait what? you’d do that for me? holy shit, i love you… wait–” AU
“i found your box of letters underneath my bed last night and because i’m a nosy motherfucker i decided to read them and it turns out they were all addressed to me and the last one was dated the day you moved out and i’m not quite sure why i thought this would be a good idea but here i am, standing on your doorstep, wondering why the fuck we’re not together anymore” AU
“well this is really awkward considering the last time we saw each other, i was screaming at you to never talk to me again, but like, my dog recognized you all the way across the park and literally dragged me over here because she misses you so hi” AU
omg i love these
This is not just an rp blog.
This is an ask blog, as well. As in, come into my askbox, anon or not, and talk to my character. I am always open for conversation.
Reblog if you're comfortable with RPing same-sex relationships
"I said I LOVED you. Past tense."
shippy angst starters.
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“Loved?” The word left Estella’s throat like it had been choking her. Her heart ached- no, burned from the harshness of Regina’s admittance. The blonde gave a slow nod in disappointment. “When did you decide you didn’t love me anymore?”
- theohsoevilqueenregina:
The Queen flicked a lazy hand in the direction of the blonde guard who stood a mere few steps away from her. “Around the same time I realised my place in this world which is really something I suggest you do too. You are a servant and you will never anything more than that. I cannot rule a Kingdom and at the same time see a woman such as yourself as an equal behind closed doors. My mother spent years trying to teach me this but it wasn’t until now that you have finally made me understand why.” A weak sigh escaped the woman’s painted lips before she turned around to stare into the mirror which was mounted upon the wall. In it she didn’t see herself, in fact it was a complete stranger that was reflected back at her and it was only then that she realised Cora had won; carved her out and left her an empty shell to allow the monster that she had become in.
“Even loved was a strong word.” Regina continued now just wanting to hurt something to see if she even felt bad doing so anymore. “I needed you more than I loved you. Much like Leopold had all of his whores, I had you.” Nothing.
Once she realized that Regina was acting like how she knew the brunette’s mother was like, Estella clenched her jaw and remained silent. She allowed the words to hit her like a ton of bricks being slammed into her chest at once, and even felt nauseous. The rage beginning to run through her didn’t dampen such urges. It just made her feel more sick. Part of her wanted to laugh, like it was some twisted joke. In a way, it was. She knew there was a chance Regina would do this to her. But she had put too much hope and trust in the Queen.
At the mention of the Evil Queen calling her a whore, Stella lost her reserve. “Don’t you dare lower me to such a title!” The blonde snapped back. “I am no longer a servant, I am a knight. Your personal knight. I have devoted all my efforts for you, and I’ll be damned to just throw it away like you had with me just now. I will not stop loving you, but I will not stand to be called things that aren’t even the slightest bit true.” Estella released a frustrated sigh and ran her hand through her hair. Regina had to have known she was pressing all of Stella’s buttons at once. “The worst part of this is that it seems so easy for you. Years of building up to what we had, destructed within a few moments... Part of me actually believes that you don’t care about me at all.” The knight shook her head and grabbed her helmet, preparing herself to leave. She anxiously messed with the hunk of metal, kind of juggling it between her hands. “Which makes this even more fucked up, because... Even if that may be true, you’re still all I care about.”
*AVENGES DEATH BY MAKING THE BEST DAMN APPLE PIE EVER MADE*
Tell me how you’d avenge my character’s death
status: accepting all memes thrown at my askbox! click here to look at the memes
"I said I LOVED you. Past tense."
shippy angst starters.
status: accepting all memes thrown at my askbox! click here to look at the memes
“Loved?” The word left Estella’s throat like it had been choking her. Her heart ached- no, burned from the harshness of Regina’s admittance. The blonde gave a slow nod in disappointment. “When did you decide you didn’t love me anymore?”
NSFW Hard Dominant Starters
"Come here."
"Suck me."
"Get on your knees."
"You're going to cum for me now."
"Beg for my cock."
"I want you wet for me."
"Mmm this tight ass/pussy belongs to me. Do you understand?"
"You're mine to play with and do whatever I want to."
"You're just here to satisfy/serve/please me. Is that clear?"
"Shut up. I don't care what you want. You're here to do what I want."
"Do you want to cum?"
"Beg for it."
"Louder".
"Not good enough. Try again."
"Good girl, you can cum now."
"You're such a good boy"
"You make me so hard."
"I want to cum in that wet little mouth of yours."
"I want you to swallow my cum."
"Open your mouth, I want you to drink all my cum."
"Spread yourself open for me so I can see you."
"Look at you, you dirty little slut."
( text :: stella ) hey hey hey ( text :: stella ) do you want to meet up? ;)
[Mack; text:] Hey!
[Mack; text:] I would love to. I just need to finish signing something off for work.
[Mack; text:] What do you want to do?