Sentence Meme: 102 Jack O’Neill Quotes
Some will be more easily applicable than others.
❛ Unless he can survive a tactical nuclear warhead blown up in his face, positive.❜
❛ Permission to beat the crap out of this man?❜
❛ Oh, I adore you already.❜
❛ Well i’m going to end up there some day, might as well check out the place❜
❛ Never run with scissors.❜
❛ I’ll tell you what. You look around and I’ll tell you if you’re getting warmer or colder, alright? ❜
❛ Talk about falling upwards.❜
❛ Hey, come on! That salsa’s still good!❜
❛ You know… I’d like to take this opportunity to say… that this is a very poorly designed bomb and I think we should say something to somebody when we get back.❜
❛ If someone comes in here, you just bite him in the hand.❜
❛ Yeah. Moonshine. As in booze. What are you teaching these kids?❜
❛ Though a candle burn’s in my house no one’s home.❜
❛ Dogs are my favourite people.❜
❛ It’s all fun and games ‘til someone breaks a nail.❜
❛ There’s still something about you that puts me off my food.❜
❛ Of course i dare mock you.❜
❛ I could NEVER relive that again! Could you?❜
❛ That’s gotta be a record.❜
❛ Hot chocolate? Are you kidding?❜
❛ And that information could save your life one day.❜
❛ Well, they say the first one’s always the hardest.❜
❛ I ask you… What could possibly be in my eye that would explain this?❜
❛ Ah…yes…it all makes sense now!❜
❛ But in the unlikely event you don’t fail miserably, you’re fired.❜
❛ For the record, I don’t care.❜
❛ That just has a nice ring to it.❜
❛ It’s my side arm, I swear!❜
❛ Now see, I assume we still speak the same language, mostly.❜
❛ Well I like to close my eyes and think of England.❜
❛ It’s about flocking and togetherness.❜
❛ I see you’re on that famous beer and mustard diet.❜
❛ You’d think getting blasted out of orbit would have slowed the guy down.❜
❛ Well I was planning to retire, but man is that overrated.❜
❛ Don’t judge a book by its cover.❜
❛ No, but he plays one on T.V.❜
❛ Well I certainly understand what you’re talking about.❜
❛ According to my calculations we are roughly in the middle of nowhere. Give or take.❜
❛ Well, you know, it’s not like we don’t have everything totally under control here…❜
❛ I hope you diplomatically told him where to shove it.❜
❛ Oh, I’ve already begun. This is the infamous tuna torture.❜
❛ What? Meet my maker? Pay the piper? Reach the pearly gates? Start pushin’ up daisies here and there?❜
❛ I’ve found that sticking your fingers in your ears and humming loudly solves a whole slew of problems.❜
❛ What could I possibly say after that? Back at ya.❜
❛ Yeah, is that cinnamon?❜
❛ Apparently all desserts on base are in grave danger.❜
❛ Oh, there’s not a chance in hell.❜
❛ I forgot to tape the Simpsons!❜
❛ Hey, if you’d been listening, you’d know that Nintendos pass through everything.❜
❛ What, you’re suddenly stumped?❜
❛ He’s lost a few pounds…❜
❛ Yes, you are what you eat.❜
❛ You’re a friend of mine. Last year, you died.❜
❛ Do you people practice being vague?❜
❛ I’m gonna go eat some cake.❜
❛ Somebody’s gotta teach that guy how to die.❜
❛ ..and yet honesty IS the best policy.❜
❛ Over my rotting corpse.❜
❛ Well you do have a penchant for pulling brilliant ideas out of your butt - head. Out of your head, when we need them.❜
❛ You and I are the only ones here. Trust me, the only thing you have to be afraid of around here is me.❜
❛ All I’m sayin’, just for the record, this is the wackiest plan we’ve ever come up with.❜
❛ I’ve seen this movie. It hits Paris.❜
❛ I only understand about one percent of what she says half the time.❜
❛ I would never say anything like that.❜
❛ That is just wrong on so many levels..❜
❛ Have you ever TRIED to find the bathroom in a pyramid?❜
❛ If I have to say ‘what’ one more time, heads are gonna roll!❜
❛ I think you suffered enough. Hell, I even got to shoot you.❜
❛ Where I come from that’s called beatin’ the crap out of each other.❜
❛ Y'know, I’ve already done that ‘freezing to death’ thing, and it’s just not as enjoyable as it sounds.❜
❛ Well, fancy that. We’re famous.❜
❛ Sex, drugs, and rock and roll?❜
❛ So it’s possible there’s an alternate version of myself out there that actually understands what the hell you’re talkin’ about?❜
❛ I can be as diplomatic and open-minded as anyone.❜
❛ I’m still pretty sure I’ll say: ‘Bite Me’.❜
❛ We came to Earth to hide among your people a long, long time ago.❜
❛ You may have come to the right place.❜
❛ Wasn’t I just killed? Killed as in… dead? Well, this is a surprise then.❜
❛ She, uh, she tried to seduce me…❜
❛ Hey! I’ll tell you what’s wrong. I just woke up, haven’t had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days…❜
❛ I pride myself on my deductive reasoning skills.❜
❛ You know me, I’m a huge fan of subtlety, but that’s downright encrypted!❜
❛ You want sarcasm? Nice to meet you.❜
❛ He really didn’t say anything but I could tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he cocked his head and sort of raised his eyebrow.❜
❛ No one will know. We won’t tell.❜
❛ Never, in the history of boredom, has anyone been as bored as I am, right now.❜
❛ You ended a sentence with a preposition, bastard!❜
❛ And? But? So? Therefore?❜
❛ Which brings to mind an obvious question: How could you marry such a loser?❜
❛ Actually, that overwhelming desire to shoot you has come back.❜
❛ Oh, I’m [name], all right. That’s the one thing in this conversation I’m sure of.❜
❛ You’re like, what… 140?❜
❛ No, my leg’s definitely broken.❜
❛ If I ever get the urge to help anybody again, feel free to give me a swift kick.❜
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