People are noticing me lurking on the dash, hm?
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@estrangedwinchester
People are noticing me lurking on the dash, hm?
I have to go to work, but l’ll do a starter later bras, I miss this blog.
REPOST, DON’T REBLOG. TAGGED BY: @omnipotenceisoverrated, @thefamedhunter, @asiptu and @tarotandpontiac TAGGING: If you want to do it, bru, do it.
▌face claim • Paul Wesley ▌name • Ethan Jonah Winchester ▌age • 31 ▌height • 5′11 ▌species • Human ▌gender • Male ▌nationality • American ▌birthday • 02/05/83 ▌sun sign • Taurus ▌residence • Lawrence, Kansas ▌marital status • Widower ▌drink • Mojitos ▌food • Italian ▌day or night • Day ▌snacks • Popcorn ▌music • Soul/Easy listening ▌pet • None :( ▌color • Orange ▌flower • N/A ▌sexuality • Straight ▌body type • Average height, athletic ▌eye color • Green-Blue ▌hair color • Brown
omnipotenceisoverrated:
☾ [ ETHAN ] liked for a starter
❝ —— I don’t know, I feel like this would have been easier if we actually knew REMOTELY what box we were looking for. As much fun as opening random boxes and hoping for the best is, it’s, well, not actually any fun at all. ❞
@estrangedwinchester
"You make a great point, Angel Eyes, unfortunately just pointing that out doesn’t make me know what box we need open, so..” he shrugs “.. I guess opening random boxes is what we have to do..”
❛ Of course i dare mock you.❜
“I can’t believe you would mock me, after all we’ve been though!” the brunette exclaimed. As usual though, his sarcasm was obvious.
thefamedhunter:
▶;; { estrangedwinchester - eth } ↳ did the thing.
❝ ————— What did y'do? Y’ got that grin like you’ve DONE somethin’. Seriously Eth I don’t even have (( T I M E )) to work it out so just tell me.. ❞
@estrangedwinchester
“Absolutely nothing, dude, but even if I had, watching you trying to work out what it is is half of the fun of it so there’s no way I’m telling you.. if I had done something. Which I haven’t, by the way.”
giftedgoofball:
◌ [ ETHAN ] liked for a starter
❝ —— Wait I think I am getting something. Oh god it’s bad, Ethan! I think you’re DEAD. You couldn’t find any hair gel and you used Sawyer’s hairspray instead. Ethan you used so much! I think you’ve died of solvent inhalation. ❞
“Can’t wait to hear the song you write about that one. Just for me, considering you’re killing me off in it, could I get a sweet and melodic guitar solo? Just to send me off. I’m not asking for Hotel California, just something on-par.”
Music: You Keep Me Hangin’ On - The Supremes 1967
ontherxn:
✘ [ ETHAN ] liked for a starter
❝ —— I get what you’re sayin’ dude I get you, but no MOJITO is that good, I’d know. Rum-based drinks are one of my things.. ❞
“One of your things? Shit! I’m sorry, dude, I think I’ve been stealin’ your thing for years.”
the person I reblogged this from is a cute peach
Sentence Meme: 102 Jack O’Neill Quotes
Some will be more easily applicable than others.
❛ Unless he can survive a tactical nuclear warhead blown up in his face, positive.❜
❛ Permission to beat the crap out of this man?❜
❛ Oh, I adore you already.❜
❛ Well i’m going to end up there some day, might as well check out the place❜
❛ Never run with scissors.❜
❛ I’ll tell you what. You look around and I’ll tell you if you’re getting warmer or colder, alright? ❜
❛ Talk about falling upwards.❜
❛ Hey, come on! That salsa’s still good!❜
❛ You know… I’d like to take this opportunity to say… that this is a very poorly designed bomb and I think we should say something to somebody when we get back.❜
❛ If someone comes in here, you just bite him in the hand.❜
❛ Yeah. Moonshine. As in booze. What are you teaching these kids?❜
❛ Though a candle burn’s in my house no one’s home.❜
❛ Dogs are my favourite people.❜
❛ Yeah. I’m so proud.❜
❛ It’s all fun and games ‘til someone breaks a nail.❜
❛ There’s still something about you that puts me off my food.❜
❛ Of course i dare mock you.❜
❛ I could NEVER relive that again! Could you?❜
❛ That’s gotta be a record.❜
❛ Hot chocolate? Are you kidding?❜
❛ And that information could save your life one day.❜
❛ Well, they say the first one’s always the hardest.❜
❛ I ask you… What could possibly be in my eye that would explain this?❜
❛ Ah…yes…it all makes sense now!❜
❛ But in the unlikely event you don’t fail miserably, you’re fired.❜
❛ Something exploded.❜
❛ For the record, I don’t care.❜
❛ …I care❜
❛ That just has a nice ring to it.❜
❛ It’s my side arm, I swear!❜
❛ Now see, I assume we still speak the same language, mostly.❜
❛ Well I like to close my eyes and think of England.❜
❛ It’s about flocking and togetherness.❜
❛ I see you’re on that famous beer and mustard diet.❜
❛ You’d think getting blasted out of orbit would have slowed the guy down.❜
❛ For cryin’ out loud!❜
❛ Well I was planning to retire, but man is that overrated.❜
❛ Don’t judge a book by its cover.❜
❛ No, but he plays one on T.V.❜
❛ Holy Frozen Bad-guys!❜
❛ Well I certainly understand what you’re talking about.❜
❛ According to my calculations we are roughly in the middle of nowhere. Give or take.❜
❛ Well, you know, it’s not like we don’t have everything totally under control here…❜
❛ Damn… that was close!❜
❛ I hope you diplomatically told him where to shove it.❜
❛ Oh, I’ve already begun. This is the infamous tuna torture.❜
❛ What? Meet my maker? Pay the piper? Reach the pearly gates? Start pushin’ up daisies here and there?❜
❛ I’ve found that sticking your fingers in your ears and humming loudly solves a whole slew of problems.❜
❛ What could I possibly say after that? Back at ya.❜
❛ Yeah, is that cinnamon?❜
❛ Well, spank me rosy.❜
❛ Apparently all desserts on base are in grave danger.❜
❛ Oh, there’s not a chance in hell.❜
❛ I forgot to tape the Simpsons!❜
❛ Where’s the fanfare?❜
❛ Hey, if you’d been listening, you’d know that Nintendos pass through everything.❜
❛ What, you’re suddenly stumped?❜
❛ He’s lost a few pounds…❜
❛ Yes, you are what you eat.❜
❛ You’re a friend of mine. Last year, you died.❜
❛ Do you people practice being vague?❜
❛ I’m gonna go eat some cake.❜
❛ Somebody’s gotta teach that guy how to die.❜
❛ ..and yet honesty IS the best policy.❜
❛ Over my rotting corpse.❜
❛ Well you do have a penchant for pulling brilliant ideas out of your butt - head. Out of your head, when we need them.❜
❛ You and I are the only ones here. Trust me, the only thing you have to be afraid of around here is me.❜
❛ All I’m sayin’, just for the record, this is the wackiest plan we’ve ever come up with.❜
❛ I’ve seen this movie. It hits Paris.❜
❛ I only understand about one percent of what she says half the time.❜
❛ I would never say anything like that.❜
❛ That is just wrong on so many levels..❜
❛ Have you ever TRIED to find the bathroom in a pyramid?❜
❛ If I have to say ‘what’ one more time, heads are gonna roll!❜
❛ I think you suffered enough. Hell, I even got to shoot you.❜
❛ Where I come from that’s called beatin’ the crap out of each other.❜
❛ Y'know, I’ve already done that ‘freezing to death’ thing, and it’s just not as enjoyable as it sounds.❜
❛ Well, fancy that. We’re famous.❜
❛ Qu'est-ce que c'est?❜
❛ Sex, drugs, and rock and roll?❜
❛ So it’s possible there’s an alternate version of myself out there that actually understands what the hell you’re talkin’ about?❜
❛ I can be as diplomatic and open-minded as anyone.❜
❛ I’m still pretty sure I’ll say: ‘Bite Me’.❜
❛ We came to Earth to hide among your people a long, long time ago.❜
❛ You may have come to the right place.❜
❛ Wasn’t I just killed? Killed as in… dead? Well, this is a surprise then.❜
❛ She, uh, she tried to seduce me…❜
❛ Hey! I’ll tell you what’s wrong. I just woke up, haven’t had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days…❜
❛ I pride myself on my deductive reasoning skills.❜
❛ You know me, I’m a huge fan of subtlety, but that’s downright encrypted!❜
❛ You want sarcasm? Nice to meet you.❜
❛ He really didn’t say anything but I could tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he cocked his head and sort of raised his eyebrow.❜
❛ No one will know. We won’t tell.❜
❛ Never, in the history of boredom, has anyone been as bored as I am, right now.❜
❛ You ended a sentence with a preposition, bastard!❜
❛ And? But? So? Therefore?❜
❛ Which brings to mind an obvious question: How could you marry such a loser?❜
❛ Actually, that overwhelming desire to shoot you has come back.❜
❛ Oh, I’m [name], all right. That’s the one thing in this conversation I’m sure of.❜
❛ You’re like, what… 140?❜
❛ No, my leg’s definitely broken.❜
❛ If I ever get the urge to help anybody again, feel free to give me a swift kick.❜
❛ sam , is that you ? ❜
“That hurt kiddo, I’m wounded.”
“And what exactly are you thinking?”
“Nothing. It’s fine it’s just..” he paused for a few seconds “.. a little bit funny.”
❛ is there an extra dose of rudeness in that drink? ❜
“No, but it could do with an extra shot of caramel syrup. I've been conned.”
“Aren’t you just scary?”
“I'm not trying to be scary, it was what we humans call sarcasm.”
Grace, you got me to my first hundred with your crazy promo, and I love you.
@omnipotenceisoverrated
Why do you bring up hide-and-go-seek? Because you’re never gonna find me.