*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier
his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature
His heavy, enlarged, calligraphy pen was ready to write inside of you.
his gigantic hefty celery stick was ready to be dipped inside your peanut butter
His hard, lengthy, overbearing baton was ready to beat your pussy into submission
Penis
his fat. wiggling red worm was ready to root thru ur dirt
you’re gonna be the fucken death of me I hope you know that
his slithery, honkin balloon animal was ready for your pants carnival
his girthy, red-hot sausage was ready to be plunged into your mustard
Congratulations Tumblr user @furbearingbrick for making the single most cursed addition this post has ever seen
i’d like to thank the academy
