So these are my headcanons for our favourite crows’ ow mains!!
Hinata: This boi™, he’s either a Genji or a Tracer main. You can never catch him. Plays Lucio from support. He can’t play them that well, but does he contest like a god by jumping around and never gets killed? Yes.
Kageyama: He likes to play Reaper, the edge. Pretty good actually, but complains about not getting the heals if dies. Usually blames Hinata for any defeats. He’s the guy that asks you to change your hero but won’t change himself, even though the whole team is just dps.
Sugawara: You think he plays Mercy? You’re WRONG. This boy is a ruthless killer. Plays almost any offense, mainly Pharah. You hear justice? You better run. Also the cutest (deadliest) Dva. Only healer he plays (only if the team asks) is Ana. What a mom.
Daichi: Reinhardt. He just… Reinhardt. Shield never breaks, charges on point. Fear him and Suga when they combo Ana and Rein. He also plays Soldier76, and you never see him walk normally in the game. Shift key almost broken. What a dad.
Asahi: Too scared for anything. Doesn’t understand why he has to shoot the enemy. Tries to shield his team as Reinhardt but not nearly as good as Daichi. Does he play Mercy? Kinda? Well… whenever someone complains about the heals he gets too flustered.
Nishinoya: Rolling thunder, rolling Mccree. Does the job by protecting the healers with flashbang. Get’s too excited when he gets his ult. Somehow presses it too early and fucks up. Thinks he can play Widowmaker, spoiler, he can’t. Really good Zenyatta though.
Tanaka: Lucio. This boy WILL and SUCCEED in booping you in every map. Hanamura? Dorado? You’re never safe. The booper boi will come, and he won’t switch to a healing song. Has switched a bit to Doomfist, but the mechanics are still new.
Ennoshita: Calm calculated deadly Bastion. You come into his line of sight? Beep boop motherfucker your dead. Surprisingly good Sombra? You never see him after he leaves the spawn, but the enemy is still hacked.
Kinoshita: A reliable Orisa. Cease your resistance! Likes to pull everyone over the edge with his graviton pull. Also a decent Tracer. Pulse bombs are flying everywhere.
Narita: He’s honestly not a big player? That’s why he picks Torbjörn often, so he gets to build the the turret and sit down. Play of the game is his dead corpse flying while getting a team kill.
Tsukishima: This boy plays anything cancerous. He’s your Hanzo main. Your on attack? Better take Bastion or Widowmaker. Usually enjoys Symmetra for having the pleasure of seeing people struggle to get away from him. Still ends up playing Pharah because of Yamaguchi.
Yamaguchi: Not your average Mercy main. Handles all the healers, but prefers to play Mercy. Loves to watch his teammates die and then 5-man Rez them, getting potg. If you shit on his heals he will ignore your existence forever. Often still useless, because only pockets Tsukishima and they’re always up in the sky flying.
Yachi: Thought Mei was adorable so now has over 40+ experience on her. She enjoys freezing people, because unmoving targets cause less stress. Says hi always before shooting you in the face with an icicle. Specializes in Dva too. Never lands the ult though.
Kiyoko: Best Widowmaker. Actually knows how to aim. You won’t even know you had a sniper in your team. Only time you see her is on the kill feed wiping an entire enemy team. Plays Winston if she wants to play extra safe. How does she get her ultimate so fast???
Ukai: Roadhog god. Hook accuracy over 9000. The nerf didn’t hurt him at all. Plays Zarya sometimes, charge always over 80. Also enjoys Mccree. You better run when you hear it’s high noon.
Takeda: Not a huge gamer! Solid Zenyatta player, but the game is just too hectic for his liking. Still the only one in the voice chat who begs for “someone to kill the Bastion. I’ve died like 6 times already”.
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