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Today's Document
DEAR READER
Mike Driver
trying on a metaphor
Sweet Seals For You, Always
todays bird
Not today Justin
if i look back, i am lost
tannertan36
$LAYYYTER
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@eternaiiygold
Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did
Happy 250 anniversary of america heres to 1 more year and thats it
The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.
leering roommate who's been very clearly trying to set up a "you have to wear a cowkini around the apartment for a week" type pervert wager every time you get drunk together for at this point months but is simply and i mean really truly Absolutely Dogshit at playing poker
Did you ever play four nights at Freddy's?
i'm glad fnaf security guards get the four day work week now. we could all learn something from them.
Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today
Guys i am lost in bambu forest
Low key i am trying to escape
why are people submitting asks with skulls? to be scary? 👣
...can you put your shoes back on
Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"
i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
keep running that mouth bitch I'll get mine
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#eyeofhorus
taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing
I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better
i feel so the curse !
Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??
I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice
