[eternalfagg0t]

new moodboard

[hardcoreparkour]

I'll never break a bottle of champagne against a ship before her first voyage and I'll never cut a ribbon with giant scissors for the grand opening of a building but by god when I buy a label maker the first label I print is going to be a label that says label maker and it is going on the label maker

[handweavers]

she let me hit because i am devastatingly sincere

[gingerbug]

step 1. get everyone in the world to want to fuck me

step 2. vow of celibacy

[jimmyspades]

[fairygoulish]

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

[jewishpangolin]

[ruinedchildhood]

[fragranticareviewers]

[syn4k]

i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

[syn4k]

(from a video featuring someone's father/grandfather)

[dragon-in-a-fez]

is anyone else reading "pack it up boys we've made a social blunder" in the voice of the lead penguin guy from Madagascar

[kyatra]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

[woodox-earthtaurus]

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

[kyatra]

i hate them also i’m done with my worksheet now. is the first session free

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

im just not convinced humans were ever meant to be this busy

[astreakoflavender]

[sentada]

lowkey i just killed all innocents

[plumbo-gummite]

notice how no one died

[eternalfagg0t]

almost forgot that the solution to everything is jerking off so hard you cant hear for a minute

[fuzzystims]

sphinx moth caterpillar

[187onabuster-deactivated2025013]

put him down. now.

[squeakitties]

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

I am lowkey unfit for human interaction