dipshit extraordinaire

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[so-many-ocs]

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[technofeudalism]

[technofeudalism]

parody is officially dead now

[seven-oh-four]

this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

[yoursminehourss]

honestly i think im good without that thanks

[tumbwr]

[zarahartist]

Jinu from Kpop Demon Hunters

[lesbiansidney]

it's not a NECKLACE it's an AMULET okay it's a VAMPIRE SEX thing IM MASC IM MASC IM MASC

[terriblerealestateagentphotos]

Even the Grim Reaper needs to unwind sometimes.

[cookiehalo]

First ace attorney art ever btw

[swarnpert]

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

[cognitohazardous]

well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

[akashicrecord]

I can't deal with those male fitness instructors on Instagram who try to be all coy about their big asses... shake that wagon like a whore or delete your account

[kaijuno]

[depsidase]