eternally-simplistic

What doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had.

[eternally-simplistic]

@juuuuustin @immobilised-sensations @littlecolors @illucca @dreamsof-ambition @rebatheswiftie1322 @sousvideguys @seisoloungiocoinquestavita @adevil100 @amemberofthebutterflyculture @iaralarissa @dudelovescooking @nedesslore @hippyartist @on-this-world-were-torn @teachers-lol @kawaiiraggie @sleptonshawt-e @bontonwear-jackets @schaumkelfamily @kings-of-lean-magazine @faithwasborn @culturedgeeks @budlight4lyfe @f4ll-5even-5t4nd-up-eight @bemyfrida @freeloveisalie-blog @hisunlikelyvalentine @ekclements @herecomesthesmoulder1 @theperksofidgaf-blog @gif-guys @sunnflowerzz @beautyin-abrokenworld @mermaidwaves @aromacarsona @twelveangrybitches @easyliving182 @b-linding @rob1337 @sammoyert @cabfanburnbook @sappy-just-like-me @flexican626 @nightcrawled-blog @siennabiermann @imlostman @husbandstheseriesfans @wejamusic @mrdrsirkingcontrol 

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[eternally-simplistic]

@wormrights @dealsdemocracy @winnerbyamile-blog @oddvans @kamv9 @niggahpleasedx @kellysavannah @thesleepingpyramid @alyssaajade @les-ismore @qveen-pvrk @drunkbuddhaa @bandsandpvris @sleepingwithshaunasykes @smilethroughallthebullshit @aswiftieinwonderland-blog @trymex2-blog @loveontop-5 @iam-dead-wanna-hook-up @ohhhbrendaa @jamaica-is-pondering @cinnamon-swirlz @luciusthepimp @poledancingchicks @harleyfinance-blog @deflated-from-you @cconner95 @thisgirlisunderconstruction @littlepastelbitch @mitzy9955 @xemilysakurax @issyana @jynn @happypanther23 @judgr @unspeakable-sorrow-blog @evieinwonderland @id3ntity-disorder @carriebaibi @hello-rhea-sunshine @prickli @musiclly-insane @dogsbook @we-will-be-sempiternal @aliceinprogress @tayliemarieshaw @surpriseandreveal @dressed-2-depress @physical-contact-freaks-me-out @engmosa 

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[huffylemon]

[willowofthehearth]

I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.

[kllingboys]

you’ve all heard of golden retriever’s now get ready for 

Golden Shepherd - a mix breed between a German Shepherd and a Golden Retriever 

[paper-mario-wiki]

“Golden Shepard” is a weird way to spell “Perfect Little Boy Who Has Stolen My Heart And Granted Me Peace”

[disc80s]

[redfrilled-moved]

so im layin there,,,,,,,,,,,,tits out for Aphrodite……..

[maui--wowie-deactivated20171019]

Let's flip a coin.

Heads, your mine. Tails, I’m yours.

[kingjaffejoffer]

[kingjaffejoffer]

There’s really nothing more defeating than sliding in some pussy on that first stroke

….. and you just feel it immediately …..

“its gonna be a short night… what am i going to do?”

“… is this bitch gon start trippin???”

“maybe if I take it out and slap it on her ass a few times”

“…. damn that only bought me an extra 8 strokes, back to square one”

“start thinking about spiders. yeah imma think about spiders”

“if she keep throwing it back just fake like you got a leg cramp”

[wh0isnerd]

Boy

[britheshedonist-deactivated2024]

wow my ex used to always get a leg cramp and I just thought he needed to stretch before sex or some shit

[kingjaffejoffer]

[theblacktroymcclure]

The leg cramp is an advanced stall tactic.

Pro level moves include:

Pulling out and Eating the pussy and buying yourself extra an extra 5 minutes

Pulling out and pretending you want her to beg for it but in reality you 3 strokes over your stroke limit.

And ELITE niggas will just bust and adopt the “I got mine you better find yours” tactic but I’ve never been bold enough to try that

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[wtfced]

the most elite maneuver is to pull out and tell her to ride you by the time she stop complaining and sits on the dick you rejuvenated and got a full 30min

[hoodniggashit]

LMAO^

[trillreconizetrill]

ayoooooo!!!!! lol

[wheredoyougofromhere]

Lmaooo where the lies at

[teechanell-deactivated20191224]

It all makes sense now 🤔

[baydreamz-deactivated20201111]

😂😂😂😂

[from-93-till]

😂😂😂 the last comment

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

Woooooow y'all fake 😭

[ebthequeen]

It….all makes sense….oh my gah.

[chief-eazy]

but the second go around, it’s like the pussy leveled up. now you don’t know if you want to pull out or become a father

[telvi1]

😂😂😂😂

[packtheammo2]

Throw this entire post away

[r-e-doubleindefinitely]

The comment with the spongebob gif is too  accurate

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

Lmfaooooo all of this made me laugh

[tastefullyoffensive]

LabraThor. (via TrePic__)

[socialistexan]

[spookaibab-blog]

@sweetkindwhoiam my heart 😭😭😭😭

[realbiggay]

my interests include rough sex and compassion for animals

[mulaniseverything]

The Princess Diaries (2001) may only have a 47% on rotten tomatoes but it will always have a 100% in my heart

[kateoplis]

Ellie Davies, In Between the Trees

[cuteless]

date someone you could have fun at at a grocery store with

[wellbutrinboy]

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping

[errorschacha]

Callout post for rude baby seen at grocery store

I’m calling out a baby (approx. 12–14 months old) from the grocery store due to its rudeness. I’m guessing its age based on appearance, motor skills (atrocious) and whatnot. Anyway, I smiled at this baby and it just stared at me. As soon as I began to move on, though, the baby said “no!” and started giggling when I turned back around. This happened multiple times. The baby’s actions were toxic and manipulative. The baby was also manhandling a package of dried fruit which wasn’t yet paid for (which is quite minor) and was just generally sitting around and not helping.

[why-are-all-names-already-taken]

is this serious

[errorschacha]

Yeah.

[paridise]

fighting over a DS 

[penis-hilton]

me reading a bitch fa filth

[magentapowerranger-deactivated2]

READ HA SIS

[iwishihadafather]

this will always be THA READ of the centHERy

[awesomesthesia]

*Spits out coffee*