it eez what it eeez

im not saying im a bts fan acct but

[1dietcokeinacan]

The nodding.

[amorverde]

your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related

[pajamaben]

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

[mimibtsghost]

VERY WISE WORDS FROM VERY WISE MEN!!

[stickeefingers-deactivated20190]

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[mimibtsghost]

IMPORTANT REMINDERS FROM THE KIND & WISE YOONGI

| Cr twt ygsmoon & hazeIvante & tr Choi_bts2 

[eternallydetermined]

Hi guys what content would you like to see i may or may not take your advice but do tell :)

[eternallydetermined]

hi guys

 i dont remember the last time i was on here, what is the website used for now anyway

[lqkoko]

[blackandblue13]

back to witches 👏👏 and wizards 👏 and magical 👏👏 beasts 👏 to goblins 👏👏 and ghosts and to 👏 magical 👏👏 feasts 👏 it’s all that 👏👏 i love and it’s 👏 all that 👏👏 i need 👏 at ✊✊ hogwarts! ✊✊ hogwarts! back to spells 👏👏 and enchantments👏 potions 👏👏 and friends 👏 to 👌 gryffindor! 👌 ✌️ hufflepuff! ✌ 🖖 ravenclaw! 🖖 🤘 slytherin! 🤘 back to 👏👏 the place where 👏 our story 👏👏 begins 👏 at ✊✊ hogwarts! ✊✊ hogwarts!

[momokiiicos]

it’s gonna be TOTALLY AWESOME !!!

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

oh

[kimnamtaejin]

“it’s time to be brave, i’m not afraid” (trans. 1 2)

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[glumshoe]

I love living in the future with advanced technology. It’s so great how I can just press a button on a machine and it will splutter hot, fresh coffee outwards at a horizontal angle onto my uniform, completely missing my cup. It saves me the convenience of spilling it on myself through human error.

[mezzalunanova]

Douglas Adams ghostwrote this

[sunlightinabelljar-deactivated2]

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

[willowdove]

I support your unconditional readiness to throw hands for your sister