Love Bites. And So Do I.

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[eternallypunk]

We aren't victims of conformity {Independent Multi-Muse and Multi-Fandom Roleplay Blog,...

((Dexter has moved to this new blog so maybe follow her there?))

[eternallypunk]

((*considers making Dexter completely separate from Monster High even if the reboot doesn’t happen*

...Maybe I should just do that for all my monster kids...))

[idiopathicsmile]

the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises

[stability]

[theheroheart]

[eternallypunk]

I died long ago a legend became of my story A cold blood thirsty creature who roams in the night It was long ago when I abandoned my sweetheart I’ll catch her again give her eternal death from a bite I am a creature of the night! Lurking through the cemetery No mortal soul will ever catch me Hiding in hell I feel through the glistening water On this moonlit night I carry her deep through the swamp My mutated heart surrounds her for she is my darling I’ll never surrender the beauty that lies in my arms I am a creature of the night! Seeping through the blackened water Listen to the moonlight whisper Darkness our disguise, we can see what’s going through your mind Breathing our demise, we can see the terror in your eyes… We are the creatures of the night! We’re all living in eternal hell We’re all bound eternally to hell

[petitepixiee-deactivated2015070]

things me and my laptop have in common:

slow

difficult to wake up from sleep

struggles to complete basic tasks

[assassinregrets]

emits a shrill high whining sound when overheating

[revealmyselfinvincible]

Often cannot connect to networks

[not-invented-here]

sometimes suddenly shuts down at inopportune moments

[valjeans]

literally every news article about donald trump sounds like it’s from the onion

[operacontour]

He sounds like a Batman villain

[tastefullyoffensive]

[askjhook]

So, what've you been up to while I was off doing shit?

Drinking. Rotting away…because I am still stuck in this school. Partying… Sadly no piracy. How are things?

[askjhook]

“We are, but dating someone doesn’t mean I can’t give a compliment. If that’s the case I would need to stop complimenting everyone.” James stated matter of factly.

[eternallypunk]

“Fair point. Just been my experience that most men “compliment” that way cause they’re either unattached, or assholes who can’t be faithful.” She replied, making air quotes and shrugging, “But I’m gonna assume you don’t fit in the second category either.”

[askjhook]

So, what've you been up to while I was off doing shit?

Drinking. Rotting away…because I am still stuck in this school. Partying… Sadly no piracy. How are things?

[askjhook]

“You’d beau eh? Ahh and now the men of the world shed a tear in what might have been.” James took off his hat sighing before putting it back on.

“True, there be dragons… Actually that does beg the question why they haven’t burned down the school prior.”

[eternallypunk]

She rolled her eyes but chuckled regardless, “Cute. But I’m certain it was more like they just shared a collective sigh of relief. Sides, I thought you and the Wolf were a thing. Bells, as you called ‘er.”

She thought for a moment, tapping her chin with a finger, before frowning. “I guess with all the fire-breathing flying dragons around, the school would be prepared for such attacks. Bummer.”

[zuffolo]

Girl code

[myshipshavecannons]

and tilt your head to the side  

[daddynoooo]

Smirk a little

[cosmic-noir]

Look him in the eye, look at his junk, and giggle.

[blackwoolncrown]

Don’t giggle. Men like giggling. A lot of women resort to giggling while attempting to insult a man out of instinct. Don’t. If a man is trying to creep you out and you want to hurt him, fuck off with the giggle. No need to soften the blow. No need to make it cute. If you want to laugh, laugh. Laugh a big, rude, viking’s laugh.

[cosmic-noir]

HAR HAR HAR HAR CREEPY FUCKING MAN

[teamcoco]

WATCH: Deon Cole Breaks It Down: Donald Trump, Baby Hitler Edition

[glamgrilldad]

RACIST OOMPA LOOMPA

[recentgooglesearches]

will i ever enjoy my life

[against-average]

I look pissed off all the time because I am pissed off all the time. Fuck you.

[askjhook]

So, what've you been up to while I was off doing shit?

Drinking. Rotting away…because I am still stuck in this school. Partying… Sadly no piracy. How are things?

[askjhook]

“Wait… That’s not a bad idea, burning the place down. Why didn’t think of that sooner?”

“Who is Lukas? Brother, cousin, Boyfriend?”

[eternallypunk]

Hel if I know. I mean, dragons exist, don’t they?

I haven’t mentioned Lukas before? Hm. But yes, he’s my beau. Honestly couldn’t care less what my cousin’s up too.

[askjhook]

So, what've you been up to while I was off doing shit?

Drinking. Rotting away…because I am still stuck in this school. Partying… Sadly no piracy. How are things?

[eternallypunk]

Sucks to be you, huh? I’m amazed no one’s burned that penitentiary to the ground yet. I would if weren’t, y’know, flammable.

Things are boring as shit, thus why I’m back here again. I need something to entertain me while Lukas is busy with his theater stuff and band’s on hiatus.