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[eternallytwistingmaze]

Hail and well met.

You may call me Admin Ariadne. I am one of the founding members of Team Minos, a research group dedicated to understanding Pokemon DNA and hybridization.

Yo! I'm Admin Theseus! Nice to meet you all! Send all your questions to Ariadne, she knows more about the sciencey stuff than me. I'm just here to look cool!

Yes, thank you Theseus. We have already achieved great success with a method of DNA integration that combines the human genome with those of a Pokemon, causing the subject to develop traits in accordance with the Pokemon DNA that they've been infused with. Rest assured we only test on consenting agents who have been informed of the possible risks.

Usually ourselves!

Thank you, Theseus, that's quite enough. We also have a leader, but their identity is not a matter for public concern at present. They will reveal themselves when and if they see fit to do so.

We look forward to pleasant interactions with you all. And if you are interested in working with us, please do not hesitate to reach out.

Mod Kirby from @kirbys-rotomblr-hub. I was struck by an idea once again.

Make no mistake, if the "Team" moniker didn't give it away, Minos are super evil. Some less so than others, but their goals are far from noble. What are these goals, you may ask? We will see in due time...

This blog will be associated with another blog of mine, @celestial-bronzor, and they share a universe with Percy.

Applications are welcome! I'll figure out how to work those later, but for the moment you can DM me or reblog one of their posts and we'll figure something out.

Everything except Pelipper Mail is disabled, and I'll be closely monitoring what they receive to avoid anything gamebreaking.

This blog may delve into themes of body horror, insanity, and loss of control. Feel free not to interact if this isn't your thing!

At the moment, Ariadne has Meganium and Tranquill DNA in her system, while Theseus has Slowpoke and Pignite DNA.

[cakawchatot]

RED ROSES!!!! COSTUME CONTEST!!!!!

VOTE!!!!

Adagio Dazzle - everdazzlingsirens

Ariadne - eternallytwistingmaze

Yves - lumiosemortician

Lady Zee and Fouroh - ladyzee-oddityhunter, 404-gymnotfound

Voting ended onFeb 19

[eternallytwistingmaze]

// reblogging here because that's my girl! that's ariadne!

[eternallytwistingmaze]

// WOW it's been a while since I posted on this blog. More frequent updates coming. Eventually.

In the meantime take an Ariadne in formal wear I made for the Carnival of Red Roses costume contest. Check it out if you haven't already!

[eternallytwistingmaze]

Aparently theres a guy here on the website that can make you into a hybrid easily?

Somthing about a mask

Intriguing. Perhaps this bears more investigation.

[staticsabretooth]

Introduction Post

[[ follows + likes from @tomsishere ]] Sup, Rotomblr? Just found out about this website.- heard it was multiversal and relatively friendly to Poke-Human hybrids. Name's Copper, He/They or Zi/Zim/Zis. Long story short, I'm a Raikou hybrid. Not gonna go into much detail about how for my own safety, just in case. I'm originally from Johto, but I'm in Kalos for now. I've got one companion, a Ninetails named Reiko.

I'll mostly be griping about life here, but feel free to send questions. I also don't know how to turn the Pelipper Mail thing off, so that's on i guess.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

Wow, a Raikou hybrid? That's pretty dope, dude! Nice to meet you, I'm Theseus!

[staticsabretooth]

Theseus is a pretty cool name, I can't lie. or it would be, if you weren't doing all of that.

get off my blog.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

Whoa, dude, that's a little aggro don't you think? What exactly are we doing that's got you in a fix, bro?

[staticsabretooth]

The human experimentation. As a person who is a hybrid? It sucks. Everything, and I mean everything, has a drawback that is not worth it.

Also, you haven't even done the bare minimum of providing proof your so-called "volunteers" are actual volunteers. I don't buy it.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

Allow me to take over for Theseus for a moment.

We are well aware of the potential drawbacks. That is why this research is so valuable. Did you know that there are fewer than 20 scientific papers on the subject of Pokemon/human hybridization?

Yours does certainly seem to be an advanced case, however. A fusion with a Legendary Pokemon is doubtless to cause some more unpleasant reactions than a typical species.

I'd be happy to connect you with some of our volunteers, provided you drop that nasty attitude of yours.

[staticsabretooth]

The fact that there are any papers on that is fuckin horrifying.

Also, I don't believe you wouldn't just pay people to lie to my face for a second.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

Ignorance is the enemy of progress.

But it seems you are far too stuck in your ways for us to make any progress. This discussion is fruitless.

Goodbye. I sincerely hope you will reconsider your small-minded beliefs.

[@staticsabretooth was blocked in-character]

[staticsabretooth]

Introduction Post

[[ follows + likes from @tomsishere ]] Sup, Rotomblr? Just found out about this website.- heard it was multiversal and relatively friendly to Poke-Human hybrids. Name's Copper, He/They or Zi/Zim/Zis. Long story short, I'm a Raikou hybrid. Not gonna go into much detail about how for my own safety, just in case. I'm originally from Johto, but I'm in Kalos for now. I've got one companion, a Ninetails named Reiko.

I'll mostly be griping about life here, but feel free to send questions. I also don't know how to turn the Pelipper Mail thing off, so that's on i guess.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

Wow, a Raikou hybrid? That's pretty dope, dude! Nice to meet you, I'm Theseus!

[staticsabretooth]

Theseus is a pretty cool name, I can't lie. or it would be, if you weren't doing all of that.

get off my blog.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

Whoa, dude, that's a little aggro don't you think? What exactly are we doing that's got you in a fix, bro?

[staticsabretooth]

The human experimentation. As a person who is a hybrid? It sucks. Everything, and I mean everything, has a drawback that is not worth it.

Also, you haven't even done the bare minimum of providing proof your so-called "volunteers" are actual volunteers. I don't buy it.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

Allow me to take over for Theseus for a moment.

We are well aware of the potential drawbacks. That is why this research is so valuable. Did you know that there are fewer than 20 scientific papers on the subject of Pokemon/human hybridization?

Yours does certainly seem to be an advanced case, however. A fusion with a Legendary Pokemon is doubtless to cause some more unpleasant reactions than a typical species.

I'd be happy to connect you with some of our volunteers, provided you drop that nasty attitude of yours.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

I was advised to give an update on the state of affairs within our team.

We have amassed a large variety of DNA samples, thanks in large part to the dutiful work of our employees. As of a few days ago we have begun experimenting again. Our first trial was a success, implanting Zorua DNA into one of our test subjects with no unexpected complications having been reported thus far.

We hope to expand the scale of our research in the near future. Those willing to donate their hard-earned funds to our cause may do so at the following link: [Link to a donation page for Team Minos.]

Come on, bros, we could really use your investment to keep afloat! AND you'll even get your name on a big old plaque in our offices! (That was my suggestion.)

Heck, if you donate 100,000 Poke or more, I'll give you a tour of the facilities!

Of course, some areas will be restricted to visitors.

Yeah! But you can see all the cool stuff we're up to for yourself, before anyone else does! Sounds great, huh?

So go right ahead and donate! We so appreciate each and every one of you who's interacted with us, already applied for a job, or liked one of our posts!

[eternallytwistingmaze]

Is it only human and pokemon hybridization? Or pokemon hybrids as well(like a Pokemon who is a hybrid of more than one pokemon)

- @skyfire-the-watcher

//they are a bit worried considering they're a hybrid of a few pokemon//

Hybridization between human and Pokemon is the focus of our research at present. Though perhaps that will expand in the future once we are better funded.

[staticsabretooth]

Introduction Post

[[ follows + likes from @tomsishere ]] Sup, Rotomblr? Just found out about this website.- heard it was multiversal and relatively friendly to Poke-Human hybrids. Name's Copper, He/They or Zi/Zim/Zis. Long story short, I'm a Raikou hybrid. Not gonna go into much detail about how for my own safety, just in case. I'm originally from Johto, but I'm in Kalos for now. I've got one companion, a Ninetails named Reiko.

I'll mostly be griping about life here, but feel free to send questions. I also don't know how to turn the Pelipper Mail thing off, so that's on i guess.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

Wow, a Raikou hybrid? That's pretty dope, dude! Nice to meet you, I'm Theseus!

[staticsabretooth]

Theseus is a pretty cool name, I can't lie. or it would be, if you weren't doing all of that.

get off my blog.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

Whoa, dude, that's a little aggro don't you think? What exactly are we doing that's got you in a fix, bro?

[wonderful-rp-resources]

Trick or Treat!

Send "Trick👻" or "Treat🍬" to my inbox and get a trick or a treat!

Specify which muse for multimuse blogs.

[staticsabretooth]

Introduction Post

[[ follows + likes from @tomsishere ]] Sup, Rotomblr? Just found out about this website.- heard it was multiversal and relatively friendly to Poke-Human hybrids. Name's Copper, He/They or Zi/Zim/Zis. Long story short, I'm a Raikou hybrid. Not gonna go into much detail about how for my own safety, just in case. I'm originally from Johto, but I'm in Kalos for now. I've got one companion, a Ninetails named Reiko.

I'll mostly be griping about life here, but feel free to send questions. I also don't know how to turn the Pelipper Mail thing off, so that's on i guess.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

Wow, a Raikou hybrid? That's pretty dope, dude! Nice to meet you, I'm Theseus!

[eternallytwistingmaze]

So you guys are what...making hybrid human/pokemon crosses? Why?

Essentially, yes. Though it's much more complicated than that.

As I've stated and restated many times now, the potential applications are limitless. Think of how many Pokemon have characteristics that could allow humanity to survive even the most inhospitable conditions. We could achieve unpowered flight. Explore the deepest seas without need for specialist equipment. Perhaps even travel to other planets and worlds beyond our own. Is this not a future you would like to see become reality one day?

[eternallytwistingmaze]

An encrypted dump file

Its full of ...disturbing information regarding hybridization ....mostly rejection rates at higher percentages and ...worse....theres even a video of a failed subject....

A read me file is also there

"This is ...all I have left....learn from my mistakes ....do not repeat them.....seek only to make life better for both human and pokemon...

-E"

Rest assured we do not intend to echo the failures of those who came before us. Failure is the best teacher, after all, and we will learn.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

You people need a PR manager. If even half as many companies were as transparent as you, they'd be buried in a slew of lawsuits.

And they don't even experiment on humans.

On second thoughts, you're probably ok. It's not like there's any way that police could use this website.

Hey, we're keeping plenty of secrets! Whoops, probably shouldn't have said that.

No, you shouldn't. Now we're going to be inundated with even more strangers who think they know better than us. Though I suppose that was inevitable regardless...

In any case, we are transparent because nothing we do is in any way unethical or illegal. We have nothing to hide.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Did some thinking, and I think some of you lot ought to break away from your evil teams and join Team Clown, because you're such jokes you need a whole circus to contain it all. Banning "glitch" pokemon? "Liberating" pokemon from everyone instead of just abusers? More land? More water? "Studying" hybrid pokemon? No one trusts that and what jokes of ideas

Team Skull and Team Yell are immune to this because those blokes are just street gangs of feral kids

[eternallytwistingmaze]

It seems rather unfair to compare our organization to a group as damaging as Team Plasma was.

And what do you mean "studying" anyway? That's literally all we do, bro!

I mean, aside from the odd experiment, but that's all with consent!

[skyfire-the-watcher]

I don't believe you actually have consent from your participants. Unless you have proof than just your words.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

I mean... if you're already sus of us, there's not much I can do to change your mind, is there?

Theseus is correct. This is a waste of time for all parties involved.

[skyfire-the-watcher]

If you were actually good you'd make the effort to show it.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

Look dude, all we wanna do is help make life better for folks! Most of our experiments are done on ourselves anyway. Well, except for the Incident... but Ariadne told me not to talk about that.

[skyfire-the-watcher]

First of all how is what you're doing helping anyone? Really it just seems like experimenting and forcefully changing someone's body.

Second of all if you won't talk about an incident that has happened that means it most likely has and will happen again a lot.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

We do not do anything "forcefully." As previously stated, all our experiments are done with informed consent on the part of those being operated upon.

And the benefits are potentially limitless. Snorlax DNA could prevent disease of the stomach. Chansey DNA could allow for regenerative abilities. Not to mention how Pokemon such as Froslass and Beartic are capable of survival at inhumanly cold temperatures, or the reverse with Charcadet and its ilk.

[skyfire-the-watcher]

Then prove it to me that you do ask for consent and all that. Show me the results of these tests, and what you've learned.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

That information will be publicly shared when and where we choose to do so.

[skyfire-the-watcher]

Then chose to do so now or else you will continue to be seen as some heinous evil team.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

I care little for the whispering of others, who do not yet understand the value of the work we do.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Did some thinking, and I think some of you lot ought to break away from your evil teams and join Team Clown, because you're such jokes you need a whole circus to contain it all. Banning "glitch" pokemon? "Liberating" pokemon from everyone instead of just abusers? More land? More water? "Studying" hybrid pokemon? No one trusts that and what jokes of ideas

Team Skull and Team Yell are immune to this because those blokes are just street gangs of feral kids

[eternallytwistingmaze]

It seems rather unfair to compare our organization to a group as damaging as Team Plasma was.

And what do you mean "studying" anyway? That's literally all we do, bro!

I mean, aside from the odd experiment, but that's all with consent!

[skyfire-the-watcher]

I don't believe you actually have consent from your participants. Unless you have proof than just your words.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

I mean... if you're already sus of us, there's not much I can do to change your mind, is there?

Theseus is correct. This is a waste of time for all parties involved.

[skyfire-the-watcher]

If you were actually good you'd make the effort to show it.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

Look dude, all we wanna do is help make life better for folks! Most of our experiments are done on ourselves anyway. Well, except for the Incident... but Ariadne told me not to talk about that.

[skyfire-the-watcher]

First of all how is what you're doing helping anyone? Really it just seems like experimenting and forcefully changing someone's body.

Second of all if you won't talk about an incident that has happened that means it most likely has and will happen again a lot.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

We do not do anything "forcefully." As previously stated, all our experiments are done with informed consent on the part of those being operated upon.

And the benefits are potentially limitless. Snorlax DNA could prevent disease of the stomach. Chansey DNA could allow for regenerative abilities. Not to mention how Pokemon such as Froslass and Beartic are capable of survival at inhumanly cold temperatures, or the reverse with Charcadet and its ilk.

[skyfire-the-watcher]

Then prove it to me that you do ask for consent and all that. Show me the results of these tests, and what you've learned.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

That information will be publicly shared when and where we choose to do so.

[eternallytwistingmaze]

...I conducted some ..tests on hybridization years ago....

They were...mixed. .. always missing some genetic link...

I used....type energy for it....

One i used ditto organic material......

They were like my children .......

Be careful with your work....

-E

How ominous...