[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[eternalstarling]

#Goals

[daily-spooky]

Your daily dose of spooky posts

[valtsv]

if i was stuck in a timeloop i probably wouldn't notice for a WHILE honestly. like i'm just not that observant and i really don't think it would be that bad.

[valtsv]

"but you'd wake up to the same song playing every day until it drives you insane!" i already do that. i've been listening to the same playlist every day for over 6 months now and i haven't even started to get sick of it.

"but you'd be experiencing the exact same day over and over again in the exact same order!" i love routine and i have anxiety. being able to predict every moment of my day as it happens would be ideal.

"surely you'd notice the date being the same every single loop though?" you overestimate how much i pay attention to my surroundings. if you asked me the date and time right now i couldn't even tell you which month it is. i barely remember which year we're in, man.

[valtsv]

perfectly logical and reasonable conclusions i'd jump to before even considering i was in a timeloop:

-someone is pulling an extremely elaborate prank on me

-i'm a prophet and i'm just reliving my visions

-i'm just having a really weird time

-this 24 hour day thing is a lot longer than i remember

[valtsv]

this is true. thank you dracula daily for, among other things, protecting me from time loops.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

awakening the undead is an irredeemable sin. not for any spiritual or religious reasons, it's just really shitty to wake people up when they're finally getting some good rest

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#zombies are only Like That bc they're fucking sleep deprived #stop disturbing their natural rhythm you necromancing piece of shit

[hedgewitchnecromancer]

A) the politically correct name is “Reanimated creature/person”

B) They should not be acting like they do in movies. That means the necromancer reanimating them does not have the energy to heal them to the point of functioning. Not only do they not have the energy to function, they are in severe pain from being only partially reanimated. This is inhumane and unethical necromantic practice. It is also illegal in most states, with notable exceptions in Ohio, New Hampshire, and Florida, plus the federal self-defense clause.

Overall, reanimated creatures should not be acting like that, and if they are, please talk to your local law enforcement.

[tikkety-tok]

Did she just tell an alligator what to do? 😳

[howl224]

Ancient Reptile: Free me. Fearless caretaker: Back inside scaly puppy.

[nerdadventcal]

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

[lucianite]

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

[bizarrodf]

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

[antifamutant]

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

[theoriginalcrazyferelden]

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and  every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

[hesaidsidhesaid]

He W H A T

[pr1nceshawn]

So Much Bigger Than I Thought!

How Many Earths Would Fit Inside The Sun

If The Moon Was Replaced By Saturn

Prop Used For Close-Ups In The LOTR Movies

United States Compared To The Moon

Traffic Light

Road Signs

Michaelangelo’s David

Great Pyramid Of Giza Compared To A Human

Size Comparison: Titanic Vs. Modern Cruise Ship

Humpback Whale And Diver

Salt Water Crocodile

Giant African Land Snail

A Full Grown Wombat

Leatherback Sea Turtle

Eagle Talon Vs. Human Hand

Gorilla’s Hand

[dankmemeuniversity]

[apathetic-revenant]

demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?

roomba: [is a roomba]

demon:

roomba:

demon:

roomba:

demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit

[poppetawoppet]

roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E

demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.

roomba: *vibrates excitedly*

[colby-jac-cheese]

demon: *lovingly tapes a knife onto the roomba* no charge

Roomba: >:3

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I love it when tumblr posts become so legendary they just get referenced in other tumblr posts

[444moons]

cows!!🐮🌱🌸🍄🦋

[becausebirds]

[iwishitwas1983]

I’m crying.

[floacist]

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

[alrightalrightalrightalyssa-dea]

That owl is 30000000% done

[sasstrid-and-dorkcup]

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

This gives me great joy

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

this year has made me so fucking sensitive. pompeii by bastille, a song i barely like, came on the radio and it made me CRY

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

you know what bastille......when i close my eyes....it DOES almost feel like nothing’s changed at all ...

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you eat healthy, exercise, drink a lot of water and don’t drink or do drugs you still die

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

Okay so we know that Hakoda and Iroh basically adopted the gaang after the war, but consider this: the Earth Rumble lineup realizing that Toph is actually this unsupervised 12 year old without positive parental figures and deciding that they’re all going to adopt her. 

Consider this: after the war Toph goes back to Earth Rumble to be the champ and without Xin Fu, the Earth Rumble lineup goes on tour on their own and Toph goes with them. It takes a few months since she’s used to taking care of herself, but one day they’re making her breakfast and stuff and she realizes ‘holy shit I have six himbo dads’ 

[edgar-allan-possum]

THE BOULDER FEELS LIKE WE SHOULD BE ENFORCING STRICT BEDTIMES

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

Every time they try to get Toph to do something, she challenges them to a fight and says that if they win, she’ll go to bed/do a chore/whatever. Despite the fact that they have never once beaten her, her Himbo Dads fall for it every single time. 

[kelssiel]

THE BOULDER THINKS THAT THE BLIND BANDIT SHOULD EAT HER VEGETABLES

well the blind bandit thinks that the boulder should try and make me

*narrows eyes* OH IT IS OOOOONNNN

[i-miss-summertime]

Love the thought of Toph’s himbo dads all being very protective and loving of her, but equally ready to throw down with their 12 year old daughter in the name of eating her cabbage

[xenosaurus]

Story concept: an orphanage/group home for chosen ones whose families were killed by ~destiny~

[xenosaurus]

It’s run by a chosen heroine whose adventure was 2 decades ago and the sweet team-mom healer from her team, who she has since married.

[xenosaurus]

It’s mostly trope comedy with moments of real emotion, here are some ideas for kids:

—two teenaged boys who WERE barreling towards a tragic rivalry that ends in one of them falling to darkness… until one of them confessed that he was just trying to show off because he has a crush on the other one. They’re now dating and the comedy comes from the universe CONSTANTLY trying to get them to fight and failing.

—an eight year old who keeps tattling on the demons who are whispering to her and then getting into sibling fights with them

—a brooding, edgy fire-wielding boy and a brooding, edgy fire-wielding girl who can’t figure out which mystical signs belong to who

—like six kids named Hope who go by names like “Pink Hope”, “Hope the second” and “I’ve been told I’m not allowed to shorten my name to ‘Ho’ so I will now be going by Dick just to spite them”

[xenosaurus]

IDK if I’m going to write this but it’s fun to worldbuild so here’s some more!

The two fire kids have a big age gap, with the girl being 10 and the boy being 17. They spend so much time together trying to untangle their destinies that they wind up developing a brother-sister relationship. The girl is one of the Hopes and the boy’s name is Fox, which results in the following exchange being commonplace.

A: so then Hope—

B: which Hope?

A: oh, baby fox.

[catchymemes]

[thatohioanguy]

Drag her

[goth-aunt]

I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

[jayalaw]

@kingofthewilderwest

[lastoneout]

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The concubine after reading this:

[moon-rise]

This is my new breakup format

[dancinbutterfly]

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby