Eternal Sunshine

Houston Freelance Makeup Artist

[westernkanye]

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

ppl keep reblogging this and asking “well what are the medicine ads like in your country” and like…there aren’t any? It’s literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?

[jheselbraum]

All of America: God I wish that were me

[systlin]

So who’s gonna tell the Not America part of the world about our legal ads for class action lawsuits against drug companies.

[songsofstars]

*deep breath* the whAT NOW?

[systlin]

Yep. The ads run on tv like

“Hi. This is Rathford and Tyson law firm. We’re representing a class action lawsuit on behalf of people who were prescribed sybelifex for their asthma. It turns out that sybelifex can cause spontaneous bleeding from every orifice and also super cancer. If you or a loved one has been affected by sybelifex, please contact us at xxx-xxx-xxxx or go to our website at sybelifexmurderedmydog.com.”

Those are totally normal here.

[urbanism]

If you or a loved one has been affected by Mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation. CALL NOW to see if you qualify!

[systlin]

Oh my god I heard it in the commercial’s voice.

[babyanimalgifs]

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

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[notbutafantasy]

[eternalsunshineartistry]

❤️

[stability]

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[poyle]

when your young padawan makes a good call

[eternalsunshineartistry]

Obi-wan approves 👍🏼

[niccoloh]

[eternalsunshineartistry]

Mmm me haha

[theycallmewisechild]

[eternalsunshineartistry]

Well then

[thebestoftumbling]

[eternalsunshineartistry]

😇😇😇

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[taggedbae]

fuck i hate this meme

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[eternalsunshineartistry]

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[eternalsunshineartistry]

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