SALVATION / DAMNATION.

ind. pri. sel. CHAIRMAN ROSE of pokémon sword/shield. written by 天 CANON DIVERGENT. SPOILER HEAVY. LOW ACTIVITY.

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hewwo

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when will i do my meta on how chairman rose invented the league chairman position as a means of retaining power over the league in case he was ever defeated as champion

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      “I did nothing wrong.”

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PSA: Respect People’s Headcanons!

Guys, this is something me and the other Rose muns have noticed, and I’ve gotta say, it’s pretty unwelcome. There is a problem with people FORCING their headcanons ABOUT another muse onto their RP partner, and it’s super irritating. It shouldn’t have to be said, but PLEASE read people’s about pages to get a grasp on the way they play their muse, and clear shit with the mun before you assume wild shit – especially things that weren’t even HINTED at in-game. 

As for Rose specifically: whether you like him or think he might have abused Bede / Leon or not, Rose is canonically one of the least problematic villains in the entire series! Yet it’s a repeat problem with us having to deal with people making our versions out to be total irredeemable assholes, and in one extreme case, even godmodding harm to him without asking. None of this is okay! We did not ask for nor invite this behavior – even with my take on him, as morally questionable as he is!

If you have questions, concerns, theories, or whatever else about how WE individually play OUR muses and everyone around him as well, JUST ASK! Communication is KEY here! And yes, in some cases, that includes Oleana! All of our HCs on her tend to vary quite a lot, SO ASK! I cannot stress this ENOUGH nor can I accurately portray just how muse-killing it is to have people treat the multifaceted character you lovingly poured your heart into like he’s just another stereotypical one note anime villain they can just steamroll. 

Even if you think it’s just lulzy nonsense, PLEASE ask us first, because it can be downright exhausting to have to deal with this stuff constantly. In short:

RESPECT 👏🏽 YOUR 👏🏽 RP 👏🏽 PARTNERS 👏🏽 

RESPECT 👏🏽 THEIR 👏🏽 HCS 👏🏽

ASK 👏🏽 QUESTIONS 👏🏽

COMMUNICATE!!! 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

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YES TO ALL OF THIS. also, for peoples’ consideration: if you are so dissatisfied with someone’s portrayal that you wish to force them to change their headcanons, maybe don’t RP with them. this especially goes for popular characters, where the portrayals are all so different that you are bound to get what you want from at least one of us. there are more leons, hops, bedes and roses than i can count on my hands and feet. i am just one of a multitude of roses, i personally choose to play him as a self-centered, fake-nice, fake-woke and highly corrupt piece of shit who definitely abused bede, and all of this information is readily available on my blog. if someone is looking for something different, there are about a million more great writers of my character out there that they could interact with WITHOUT forcing headcanons on me that make no sense for the way i portray him.

and if that’s still not good enough for people? write a drabble or a fic. rp is supposed to be a place where you build a story where you combine your ideas together, not where one person gets to dictate everything about how the characters act or how the story goes. that means interacting with people who headcanon all sorts of different things, and respecting your partner’s hcs for their muse are a big part of that. yes, in rp, everyone has to compromise at least a little, but people also have to recognize that there are things about every muse that are set in stone and will not change. and at the end of the day, if someone wants to have a certain muse written exactly the way they want them to be written, they ought to make their own.

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      “…at the end of the day, i couldn’t care less about whether i’m considered to be the ‘hottest’ of my counterparts. unlike some of my mun’s other muses, i am not vain and self-obsessed to the point that i can’t maturely deal with the fact that others might be better looking.”

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      “maybe if i reclaimed the term ‘boomer,’ people would stop using it to insult me.”

[eldunea]

WELL FUCK I LEFT MY COMPUTER CHARGER IN MY STEPDAD’S OFFICE WHICH IS 45 MINUTES AWAY FROM HOME

he won’t be home for another hour or so and my laptop is at 16%. fuck me

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snagemall·:

𝑫𝑶𝑵'𝑻 𝑴𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑼𝑺 ! ── narrated by charlie

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daughter.

“Would you call Kabu a boomer? Or Professor Magnolia?”

      “see? exactly! by calling me a ‘boomer’ and showing disdain for all old people regardless of who they might be to you, you insult the elderly that you might love as well!”

oh, he loves dee so much. such a good kid, always defending him, no matter what sort of shit spews out of his mouth.

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hmph.

❛ Shut up, Boomer. ❜

      “what did i just say about that word being a slur?”

[tenebres-champ-moved]

rose: h – any muse under the age of 30: shut up boomer

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dumb kid.

and how do ya feel about callin’ us “millenials”? that’s just how we call old people!

      “when i call you a millennial, i don’t do it for the purpose of insulting you. but when you call me a ‘boomer,’ you seek to degrade me on the basis of something i can’t control: my age. that’s a slur, no?”

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      “‘boomer’ is an ageist slur.”

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you seem like the kinda guy who has evil intentions. - @snagemall​ 

      “your anger is understandable.” a lie. “perhaps bringing on the darkest day was not the best thing to do for the region. but to say that i did it to deliberately harm others, or for my own personal gain? you go too far.”

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can we all agree that chairman rose has absolutely no right to be as handsome as he is? like every time i look at him i’m just holy shit, i can’t believe you nearly destroyed a region and abused a kid. it’s so unfair that my lust for him must be tempered by how he acts. every single time i see his gorgeous face i feel like it was made as an attack on me personally and that he was designed for the sole purpose of making me furiously mad.

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gUYS I’M ON HIATUS I HAVEN’T POSTED IN WEEKS WHERE DID ALL OF YOU COME FROM OMG--

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