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@eternighost
Maybe this is an unpopular hot take, but I think a good monster girl design should struggle with day-to-day life in a human world. If your monster girl can live a normal human life where her greatest inconvenience is wet dog smell or people assuming her tail is fake, you need to mix more monster in your girl.
Harpies who can't write or type or open most containers with their wings. Werewolves who worry about hurting someone if they get overstimulated at the wrong time. Minotaurs with digestive systems and metabolisms which require grazing throughout the day, not the three big meals humans are used to.
Lamias who have to stay home in the evenings and during cold months to stay warm, otherwise their muscles stop working right and they get stranded. And they're sick of their human friends suggesting they get some kind of tail sweater. It wouldn't help, the problem is that their body doesn't produce enough heat to begin with, and anyways a tail garment would get in the way of their rectilinear locomotion, and there's no way a sweater would survive being walked on in the first place. It feels like they don't actually care about you being stuck at home whenever they go out, they just want to feel like it's not their fault they never see you.
If your monster girl can't be read as some kind of disability allegory, you're doing something wrong.
here comes the airplane
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If Utena Tenjou ate a lithium-ion battery, she would turn into an electric car, not an airplane.
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It’s a big mistake to think you’re the only one who can turn into a electric car
Thats not what "here comes the airplane" is referring to. The phrase "here comes the airplane" is something parents (supposedly) say when feeding fussy infants. The joke is that it looks like someone is gently feeding her a battery, not that a battery causes airplanes or whatever yall thought
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The phrase “Here comes the airplane” is spoken by parents while feeding their babies batteries, so that their babies can become airplanes. Becoming an airplane is considered good because it is a high-paying job. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
If you were on a plane about to crash and there was only one parachute, which member of The Beatles would you give it to?
Paul Simon
Yoko Ono
George Michael
Patrick Starr
towel girl
This is my favorite artwork I ever seen ❤️😍
Wish someone would do this for me someday
saddest string of words ive ever read please get some self respect baby girl
@staff Over the past week I’ve amassed well over 200 followers and undoubtedly driven many new users to the site, yet I’ve received no monetary compensation for my content which has gone extremely viral. This is extremely demotivating for large accounts that bring in traffic to your site. Any way we can make something work? @staff
it has been 24 hours since making this post and i've still received no word from @staff, I've got to say its really disappointing that no one at Tumblr seems to care about the exploitation of large accounts. I hope it doesn't come to this but if push comes to shove and I have to get off this platform I know all 250+ of my followers will come with me. You can't buy fandom, you have to built it.
reblogs > likes
Ok so where are the limits on constructing all of your dolls' tasks as an exhaustively long list of "if, then, elseif" statements?
Like, on one hand, having my doll balance an extensive set of highly particular commands that make failure an expectation leads to a situation where punishment is almost guaranteed and that's extremely cute.
But on the other hand the only term I can come up with for this is "Yandere devving" and I am really not okay with that
from the great minds who brought you "what if ralsei was a girl." we now present: "what if ralsei was a system"
You jerked off to the flickering light of a lamp post…?
...SOMETHING ABOUT IT DYING AND TRYING TO STAY ON WAS ENTICING TO ME... IM NORMAL
So i played Undertale.
The demo at least. Was fun, until I saw how the community was similar to homosuck. Immediately uninstalled.
my lovelie friends should not have to deal with bullshit they should be playing and having fun. digs nails into palm
>lying to gago
are you agergic
I just purchssed the rights to the deltarune musical for 850,000$
Thank you sensitive pervert. This will save Tenna’s odds of winning the sexyman poll
Dont know who/what that is, this was purely a business decision to extract money from children