if the world’s at large why should i remain?

they/it. 22yo, very correct person who’s also the best ggxrd player in my house. guitar player and composer. if we’re mutuals feel free to dm me for my discord. also read jon bois's 17776

[nicole-the-hololynx]

reblog to plushie the person you reblogged this from

[darkmoonhyena]

getting really close to breaking an eggs shell like

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the chinese giant salamander is a large creature found in china known for its tendency to salamand when threatened

[sleepygaymaiden]

Yeah my belly is visible when I reach up for something. Rub it and you'll get good luck forever.

[here-by-chance]

im obsessed

[the-real-seebs]

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

[playthings2007]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[biencorrect-deactivated20170210]

[juuuno2048]

@identifying-planes-in-posts ?

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

Piper PA-23 Aztec

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Okay but HOW is the plane?

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

having a little swim 🤗💦🏖️🐬

[big-condiments-official]

Okay but WHERE is the plane?

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

Freeport, Bahamas, January 30, 2004

[femtocloaca]

[luntfontanne]

damn he really is an all-time poster

[luntfontanne]

unfortunately he IS the people's princess

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[airplaner]

To all the haters who thought I would never own the official Lufthansa Promotonal Baby Airplane Plushie

[crown-princess-carrion]

the princess deserves bug mouthparts + big fuckoff mandibles that all split apart when it yawns

[crown-princess-carrion]

she’s so regal….

[pie-bean]

[jelastronaut]

[goodgirl-inc]

[sophiesalacia]

[cilantrhoes]

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[frostedshadow]

WHAT

[certified-cervid]

the REALLY scary thing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster is that we have no idea where the rest of the elephant is