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(22 she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️ Just a girl in college who needs to get off her phone

[gonefishingforgood-deactivated2]

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[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[gazeldhazel]

i have a mouth and i can scream just fine

[gazeldhazel]

I have a mouth and i can't scream. because of the.. girls using it..

[yamada-ryo]

I distinctly remember screencapping this panel x years ago when I first read this and I still haven't worn one yet

[yamada-ryo]

I cannot stress how literally true this is

[yamada-ryo]

Really funny how this is her self insert character because she's literally doing this now

[0xb00b5]

For those looking for the manga, it's The Trap Corrupted By The Boys' School, and as for the proof of the author's impressive tits, here you go:

Also in one of the chapters her self-insert is HEAVILY implied to be on E

("I did some things" the things in question being estradiol valerate)

Be a girl and gain weight today!!!!! You can be happy!!!!!! Happy pride month!!!!

[maidthings]

vavr has a penis beiber utau

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[lilyblisslys]

having two girls make out over my dick is one of those things where I sort of assumed I’d be struck by the hollowness of sexual satisfaction as a goal, but actually it kinda just fucking ruled

[lilyblisslys]

(this is about lesbian threesomes, men go do something else idk)

[charl0ttan]

lesbian flag is really cool i might stop being bisexual

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[dandraco]

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

[rhymeswithgurt]

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

[bodmanford]

[awkward-tension]

I’m wheezing

[surprisebitch]

Big Dick Energy

[doctor-goodtouch]

I figured they were referring to this gif

Since they do the same pose and it really seems like the opposite outcome lol

[justanotherdamntarnished]

Ah yes. Shroom.

[rustybottlecap]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

There is… a lot going on here.

[dragongirlbunny]

"lezzing out" is basically one of the most noble activities one can do

[nekomimidusteon]

if at first you don't succeed have you tried making really sad meows until she takes pity on you

[contains-bees]

what if 'stupider' was a word for a stupendous spider. did you think about that

[bus12]

what if 'blimp' was short for blissful shrimp, ever thought about THAT huh?

[contains-bees]

(visibly sweating) i was thinking about that just yesterday

[azure-again]

Dont fucking talk to me about pjjack, the last time we met he offered me a hug. And I said no but he did anyway and the entire time I could tell he was reaching his fingers for my back pocket to try to take my wallet. and then huffed about not needing women "like me" and then started begging for $10.

[toskarinfr]

tumblr's particular hangups around sex, which is to say the ones that present with unique prominence on tumblr and not ones that are truly unique to it, make a lot of sense when you consider that

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[cryptotheism]

You deny your weapon it's amazing digital purpose

[voidambassador]