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[ronanempire]

Aborted obama: I would’ve loved to be clear

[grox]

I exploded a man in reno just to watch him explode - Super Johnny Cash

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

[lefoo]

[vforvalensa]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

cuno doesn't give a fuck for your cat, pig. cuno's got a great big fucking slice of gruyere to eat, pig

[cryptotheism]

PIGS ASKIN FOR IDEALOGICALLY DUBIOUS PASTORALISM LIKE ITS NO BIG DEAL

[american-boyboss]

it's been a long week... pass the yaoi!

[willowmilk]

me and the homies having good dental hygiene with the nine inch nails tooth brush

[eggzaki]

i wanna brush you like an enamel

[cryptotheism]

Computer show me breast and boob upon this Christmas night

I wish to crank my Christmas hog 'ere holiday despite

the cranking hour growing late, and Santa on his way

The zeitgeist-erotique this year must see no such delay

So deck will I my halls and jerk till holy Christmas morn

enmeshed in baudrillardic throes of finest Christmas porn

[cryptotheism]

To the tune of "God rest ye merry gentlemen"

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[intercal]

RELEASE THE NAUGHTY LIST

[owlservice]

Wishing my followers a logical Christmas and an evidence-based New Year

[dogpuppy]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[twerkyvulture]

me filling in creeper craters with whatever random ass blocks im holding at the time

[south-africa-official]

just checked in on the colony of finches outside my nurse's office and they've developed beaks of the perfect shape and size for administering subcutaneous injections

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

1,000,000,000 OYSTERS TO FEED COMRADE MAMDANI'S NONBINARY NEW YORK HYPERCOMMUNE

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Ive got elf methods hit my DM 5$

[red-mercer]

Read that as "elf menthols"

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

If you think youre getting elf menthols for 5 dollars youre off your fucking rocker kid

[toffee32]

Brother Francis and the Demon of Fallout