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samfnske:

I dunno, I mean–you won’t watch it, so I guess we’ll never know. Next thing you know, you’re going to be sending each other letters. Ethan and Sam, the new Notebook couple. I can totally see it. Your nose just grew longer, Pinocchio. No doubt about it, we’re almost too good.

Okay, I get it. This is your way of trying to get me to watch it with you, isn't it? Just to clarify- you mean Ethan and other Sam? Because it kind of sounds like you want us to be the new Notebook couple. Which, I mean, hey, I'm down for, as long as you're cool with being second to other Sam. Hey! I've got a pretty okay nose, actually, so I take offense to that. Yeah. How do we do it, Fenske?

#c #c: sam #otp: play #ur rude

samfnske:

Because you haven’t watched this cinematic masterpiece, loser. You guys email each other? Oh my god, I can’t decide if that’s super cute or weird in like, an are-you-sure-you’re-not-actually-thirty way. Anyways, I’m the better Sam, case closed. Better be. Literally goals, right here.

Okay, how good can this show be, Sam? Come on. You're better than this. Okay, that's not my fault! He never answers his texts, and now he uses his phone for like work and booking gigs and stuff, so I'm stuck emailing him. But I mean, he's kind of the better Sam, so. Told you we were the power not-quite-couple of Roseboro.

#get out of my life nerd #c #c: sam #otp: play

kathspierce

“Boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this is for life.”

#otp: play #just bc he mentioned joey and phoebe and i was watching friends earlier

samfnske:

Modern Family’s better, we’ve got Steve Dumphy. We’ve even got that super hot guy from Duff, so basically–you’re missing out. The cooler, superior, better Sam asked you to watch Modern Family, silly. Hey, wait. Shh, did you hear that? That was the sound of my heart breaking over your words.

I don’t know who that guy is? And I’ve never seen the Duff, so I don’t know who that guy is, either. Aw man, that’s weird. You’d think he’d mention something about Modern Family in his emails, right? Aw, c’mon, Sam. You know you’re still my number one girl. Like Joey and Phoebe, right?

#c #c: sam #otp: Play #am AIZNG

samfnske:

Eth. Ethan. Ethan, my boy. I’d pout and pretend to hit you for saying that, but let’s face it: it’s true. We can’t avoid the truth. To be fair, you’d be every bit as messed up if you sat through six seasons of plain torture, I blame the director. You should watch it with me–you’d love it, I promise.

I mean, you can. I totally can. Eh. I might. I’m too busy rewatching Brooklyn 99, though. And then Nova wants me to rewatch Psych with them, too. Plus, the cooler Sam wants me to start Scrubs, so my list is piling. Maybe I could make some time for you. Maybe.

#c #c: sam #otp: play #how r u it feels like a billion yrs

samfnske-blog

Do you know how long seven weeks is? A whole 49 days until I get to find out if Haley and Andy are ever going to actually get together. How to people do this? I’ve literally watched every episode of Modern Family ever in the last week, and the wait’s killing me.

ethiarti-blog

samfnske:

Oh man. Sam. Sammy. Sammy girl. Samantha Fenske. I’m going to be honest with you, because we’re friends, and that’s what friends do. I think you have a problem.