Etho's Blog

Hi, my names Ethan I reblog anything I like, I also post random shit every so often so enjoy!!!

[ethos-blog]

officially leaving this tumblr account behind. if anyone wishes to follow my new one which will be more personal and more likely to contain rude stuffs like oranges and bananas inbox me.

[ethos-blog]

Christmas Shitpost 2: Renora

Nora: I mean, why use a flyswatter when you can use a sledgehammer? Or a gun???

Ren: *Types on Scroll*

Nora: What are you doin', Ren?

Ren: Nothing.

Pyrrha: Nora, you should probably know, Ren has a twitter where he posts things you say. He calls it "Shit Sloth Girl Says"

Ren: Umm, Uhh, I-

Nora: REN? I'M SHIT SLOTH GIRL SAYS?

Ren: ...yes?

Nora: No wonder she says so many things I agree with.

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apparently modern medieval scholars have no solid idea why there’s so many old paintings of knights fighting snails.  Like that wasn’t just one weird painting there’s hundreds of those.  

[cowthropologist]

the firste meyme

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And my favorite one here

[anothersolarpunk]

I’m not saying humanity defeated an invasion of snail aliens in the Middle Ages but hold on wait that’s EXACTLY what I’m saying

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catherine needs to settle down before her antics land her in some hot water!!!!

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[raggedick]

this is one of those posts i scrolled through extra slowly to make it last longer because i never wanted it to end.

[bobbdlouis17]

😂😂😂

Reblog every time

[patrik-star]

when your best friend’s pet snail only wanted to be with you because of the cookie you had in your shorts pocket

[ethos-blog]

thor: hey, heimdall, what are my friends doing on midgard?

heimdall: fighting

thor: good, continuing on like the brave warriors they are

heimdall: oh, no, i meant to say that they're fighting each other

thor: ...what tHE F-

[ethos-blog]

person: what does 'jfc' stand for?

me: JOHN FUCKING CENA

[peachcookie]

*sees friend is distressed* time for me to transform into The Mom Friend™

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if you’re the oldest member of your friend group does that make you

THE SQUADFATHER

[zappavolta]

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A Chinese artist created a ladder to heaven of 1,600 feet in height using fireworks in tribute to his grandmother.

[trapcard]

The artist’s name is Cai Guo-Qiang

[niaxain]

Sausage💥

[mcghey]

This made my life

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I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS EVERY SINGLE DAY

[fckyakaty]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE

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Omgggg 😂😂😂

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OMG THE END

[kaleidosc0pe-dr3am]

the end caught me off guard byeeeee

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THIS ONE IS THE BEST OUT OF ALL OF THEM STOP STOP

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[uncletarby]

i will never not reblog this

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How to make your own realistic talking Donald Trump puppet.

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I’m laughing harder than any 23 year old woman would be watching this.

[unexplained-events]

#Confirmed

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