carlybarley

Design nerd. Travel deprived. I appreciate a good laugh. Sometimes I say stuff.

[the-ephemeral0101]

The amount of potential I have and knowingly waste is fucking ridiculous.

[toastbutteregg]

[freddeybenson-deactivated201411]

*police dog is looking for weed*

*dog finds weed*

“you smelt it you dealt it”

*dog goes to jail*

[imdope420]

Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-memedaddy]

[kristina100000]

[politijohn]

[4n4n4n4n4n4n4n-deactivated20200]

do you ever look at someone and your heart just fucking melts

[carlybarley]

Yep

[90s90s90s]

[adriheavymetal]

Michael Myers 😄😄 🔪 🔪 😂 😏

[d-structive]

I want a movie EXACTLY like this one. With soundtrack and all.

[mars-ipan]

THIS IS THE SUPREME HORROR MOVIE IDEA

[ttv]

Pumpkin Dancing Man — From Evening News to Internet Fame

By: KXVO + Comedian Matt Geiler

Date: October 31, 2006

More: It was Halloween night — 2006 — and Omaha, Nebraska news station KXVO was looking to fill airtime during the 10 o’clock hour... Which is when anchorman Matt Geiler donned a unitard and pumpkin mask and began dancing to the theme song from Ghostbusters.

While “Pumpkin Dancing Man” would make his return the following year for both Valentine’s Day and Christmas, he would toil mostly in obscurity for a few years, waiting for the internet to catch up to his meme-worthy potential... And did they ever.

Playlist: Spooky Scary Skeleton Dance | Addams Family | Wake Me Up | Pumpkin Dancing Man

[minuty]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[docwhofans]

THE POST, THE P O S T

[lustfulholland]

I FINALLY GOT T H E P O S T

[1000drawings]

life after death  by Justin McElroy    

[pettycentral]

[sadhoc]

bastard’s degree

[sadhoc]

bastard of sciences

[laboradorescence]

motherfucker of arts