Sentient Potato

Potatoes can grow flowers

[lindsaychrist]

i wont let this video die

[starwarsgraphictee]

I firmly believe the children in the yard are psychic and no one was driving the car

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the dollar store rendition of the jaws theme that plays when the bullies roll up menacingly has my full attention

[3amjester]

[ethspy]

you: *At a funeral*

me: I'm so sorry for your | || || |_

you, through tears: How the fuck did you just say that with your mouth

[olliemn]

ONLY 90s KIDS WILL GET THIS

[imyellintimberrr]

oh my god ollie. that took a twist.

[sushie-moved]

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

[khadidon]

When your family member is a pervert. Instagram: KhadiDon | Twitter: KhadiDon

[statecide-deactivated20170317]

[herosnevertry-blog]

[bandtshirt]

which one of you made this

[peachtearsb]

i understand why van gogh cut off his ear and shot himself in the middle of an open field like i get it now

[thecybernomicon]

[mamasuerte-deactivated20171122]

[clownfvcker]

[breadlesbian]

idk what this ad is actually saying but it SURE AS HELL sounds like 50 stray dogs are going to eat the 43-year-old remains of pet groomer jenny baxter at 5 pm today

[stardustschild]

never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

[sneakyfeets]

a bold assumption to think I would allow theatre kids within even 500 feet of my home

[blackness-by-your-side]

[nest-deactivated20181209]

me having a conversation with sufjan stevens

me: hey sufjan whats up

sufjan: nothing much, just kissed a boy up on the mossy bluff with the wind ruffling our hair, our cheeks rosy and flushed, reaching in each other for some intangible force. it was a humid day in june

me: Ok dude