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I'm back from the dead, heard porn is back idk

Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.

The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby

Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr

an-ace-up-your-sleeve

An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.

firelxdykatara

it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.

mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.

cockyroaches

tiktoks-repost

wolfchaldo

myspacebabe2007-deactivated2021

lokcscreen

baby driver | like or reblog

eevielearnsfrench

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

markedbyx

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

hey

whats up girl

when we have to be stuck in quarantine for another three months because people has to go protest for their right to die in mcdonalds

tinychubbybarista

princesstigerbelle

BOX FOR PLAY

tangerinebonfire

Look at this beautiful angel

princesstigerbelle

theconcealedweapon

You'll notice that LGBT pride parades are being cancelled, and LGBT people are not complaining and calling it an injustice.

Meanwhile, Christians are calling it an injustice that churches are being closed, and conservatives are calling it an injustice that stay at home orders exist.

That's because LGBT people actually experience injustices, so they know when an injustice is happening. They face way too many injustices to label everything they don't like as an injustice. And they're not defying social distancing orders to have the parade anyway.

61below

We also know the consequences of an unaddressed pandemic.

One of the simplest memes I’ve ever come across. Effective and hilarious.

theashesofthefirststar

This is gonna be the key future historians use to translate meme-language

egberts

cat: oh? you just washed this bedding? you just cleaned these sheets? perfect place for me to give myself a bath then!

crowkay-deactivated20181222

Would you bathe in a dirty bathtub? Put yourself in their paws

egberts

chasekip

i trust live action snorlax with my life and my only wish is to one day give him a big hug

monsieurenjlolras

that jigglypuff on the background, however, is a demon

zachofalltrade-deactivated20250

Cinematic parallels

gluten-free-pussy

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????