Freckled Fuck

[moonstoast]

—mothers

ijeoma umebinyuo // hyatt moore // class of 2013 by mitski // i, tonya (2017) // ? // gustav klimt // ? // lady bird (2017) // i remain in darkness by annie ernaux

[rve-00000001]

[bob-belcher]

MIDSOMMAR (2019) dir. Ari Aster

[odinsblog]

PSA: less diet culture, more dietitians like this

[caroldanversenthusiast]

Unpregnant (2020) dir. Rachel Goldenberg

[commander-ledi]

i always hated talking with miranda literally only bcs the camera angles were constantly like

[jackscarab]

OP isn’t even exaggerating.

[thanatopsick-deactivated2024052]

How do you constantly place an ass as the major focus and not even make it good

[orthogonals]

you can’t knock me down

[henstomper]

[yurtcobain]

THIS IS THE SAME GUY?!?!?! KING

[catchymemes]

[draconym]

Found a dozen eggs in the middle of the woods. Still cold even though it's a hundred degrees outside. Is this a faerie trick?

[draconym]

My coworkers to me this morning: Oh, glad to see you're still alive!

Me: After getting stung by wasps?

Them: No, after eating Bush Eggs.

[lemon-bastard-deactivated202110]

excuse me tumblr user Draconym? you belong to the Fae now

[draconym]

I didn't eat all twelve eggs because I gave one to my bird; surely that should protect me at least somewhat from being bound by the Fairy Queen?

[draconym]

Everyone's supportive when life gives you lemons but then as soon as the forest starts handing out eggs everybody's a critic

[monstersandmaw]

I laughed so hard at this. The Fae are probably just standing there with their mouths open and the sheer and beautiful audacity of you feeding their ‘gift’ failed trap to your beautiful birb.

[imalwaysaslutforthevoid]

i’d say that since op only ate 11/12 they belong to the fae 11 months of the year, the other month is when they get op’s bird

[draconym]

I give it a week before the fae send him back

[stream]

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson

[projectrichard]

[sirmaxalot]

Thank you @sanziene, thank you so much.

[persephones-left-tiddy]

@diogememes 😂😂

[psaricas]

Dramatic reveal

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

[jack-the-lion]

This hits different in 2020

[humanlyz]

You unfollow me because you're afraid of falling in love with me, I know.

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[failnation]

[ruinedchildhood]