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—mothers

ijeoma umebinyuo // hyatt moore // class of 2013 by mitski // i, tonya (2017) // ? // gustav klimt // ? // lady bird (2017) // i remain in darkness by annie ernaux

rve-00000001

bob-belcher

MIDSOMMAR (2019) dir. Ari Aster

odinsblog

PSA: less diet culture, more dietitians like this

caroldanversenthusiast

Unpregnant (2020) dir. Rachel Goldenberg

commander-ledi

i always hated talking with miranda literally only bcs the camera angles were constantly like

jackscarab

OP isn’t even exaggerating.

thanatopsick-deactivated2024052

How do you constantly place an ass as the major focus and not even make it good

orthogonals

you can’t knock me down

henstomper

kermitheefrog

THIS IS THE SAME GUY?!?!?! KING

catchymemes

draconym

Found a dozen eggs in the middle of the woods. Still cold even though it's a hundred degrees outside. Is this a faerie trick?

draconym

My coworkers to me this morning: Oh, glad to see you're still alive!

Me: After getting stung by wasps?

Them: No, after eating Bush Eggs.

lemon-bastard-deactivated202110

excuse me tumblr user Draconym? you belong to the Fae now

draconym

I didn't eat all twelve eggs because I gave one to my bird; surely that should protect me at least somewhat from being bound by the Fairy Queen?

draconym

Everyone's supportive when life gives you lemons but then as soon as the forest starts handing out eggs everybody's a critic

monstersandmaw

I laughed so hard at this. The Fae are probably just standing there with their mouths open and the sheer and beautiful audacity of you feeding their ‘gift’ failed trap to your beautiful birb.