After a mission.
Bucky: you guys need to stop acting like children and actually focus!
Yelena: okay MOM.
bucky: No, don't start-
John: who's the dad?
Yelena: Sam is, obviously.
Ava: damn, we're children of divorce.
Bucky: I hate you all...
John, smirking: Do we at least get to see dad on weekends, mom?
Everyone but bucky laughing:
Bucky: really, walker?
Bob: He has a point! Do we, mother?
Bucky: shut.up.
Yelena, dramatically gasping: are you saying father doesn't want to see us???
John gasping with her and leaning against her (she let's him): He doesn't want us?
Ava, holding back a smile: Unbelievable, he doesn't love us anymore!
Bucky: he never really loved you guys-
Bob, putting a hand over his heart: never?
Yelena: ever?
Bucky, turning away to hide his own smile: I fucking hate this team...


























