f*ckery

[catsofinstagram]

[jvlianbashir]

porn bot adding a virus link to my post: basic. expected. pedestrian. predictable.

porn bot replying to my post with a single, cryptic word: infinitely more eerie and menacing

[jvlianbashir]

is this a threat

[beggars-opera]

[beggars-opera]

well if that’s not the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen on this hellsite

[noirissey]

god i miss prince so fucking much

[rqqu]

he was right

[localtiktoks]

[darth-pickles]

The true meaning of boys will be boys

[thevampireauthoress]

This is an arachnid

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

adulthood is carefully writing a two paragraph email that could actually just be reduced completely to “hey, what the fuck”

[brainstatic]

A look back on the times Republicans said Obama was disgracing the dignity of the presidency. 

[bioandroid]

This is incredible

[mewpercat]

I take my art practice very seriously y’all

[the-witches-glossary]

This is a form of divination, you know.

[audarcy]

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[adeles]

Avengers: Endgame Deleted Scene with Tony and Morgan Stark

[gatta-cicova]

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

[alliegaator]

I NeEd every SiNgLe one of these OUTFITS

[ruinedchildhood]

[jvlianbashir]

my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.

[isoren245]

those were supposed to be lambs?

I thought these were all misshapen dogs

[lollen96]

These are only ever beaten by the terrible attempts at hedgehog cakes that I so often google to feel better about my baking ability.

[revolutionarykoolaid]

cursed

[insanitysqueen]

WHY do they think TEETH will save it?

[biitumen]

I’m cry laughing in bed at 3:07 am trying not to wake my husband

[sovietcafe]

50lbs difference over two months and three weeks

25lbs left to go

[starvingforurapproval]

Shit this is inspirational

[letme-bebeautiful]

LM-BB

[justinsskinnycraving]

My God

[watashi-wa-byoki-desu-blog]

neeeed this to be me

[xstarving-for-perfectionx]

Wow, this is so inspirational😩

[wlwsupport]

isn’t it amazing!! six continents, seven billion people on the planet, and a whole lifetime of choices and outcomes and in this particular string of decisions, in this point in time, out of everyone i get to meet, i got lucky enough to know you

[mettic]

I like this one because it’s suppose to be mushy and cute but with a certain tone of voice I could very easily turn this entire sentence into a passive aggressive fuck off

[algrenion]

“i wish i lived in the country side!”

no u dont. You dont want to have to drive an hour just to get some McDonalds. There is nothing to do here and everyone is racist. My neighbour’s chickens got stolen last week

[greelin]

you gotta put your heart into it! no. no, not literally– not your actual– no. how did you even manage to get that. is it even yours. put that. away. back. put it back