f*ckery

[catsofinstagram]

[jvlianbashir]

porn bot adding a virus link to my post: basic. expected. pedestrian. predictable.

porn bot replying to my post with a single, cryptic word: infinitely more eerie and menacing

[jvlianbashir]

is this a threat

[beggars-opera]

[beggars-opera]

well if that’s not the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen on this hellsite

[noirissey]

god i miss prince so fucking much

[rqqu]

he was right

[localtiktoks]

[darth-pickles]

The true meaning of boys will be boys

[thevampireauthoress]

This is an arachnid

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

adulthood is carefully writing a two paragraph email that could actually just be reduced completely to “hey, what the fuck”

[brainstatic]

A look back on the times Republicans said Obama was disgracing the dignity of the presidency. 

[bioandroid]

This is incredible

[gif87a-com]

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

BITCH ME

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Lmfaooo

[mewpercat]

I take my art practice very seriously y’all

[the-witches-glossary]

This is a form of divination, you know.

[audarcy]

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[adeles]

Avengers: Endgame Deleted Scene with Tony and Morgan Stark

[gatta-cicova]

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

[alliegaator]

I NeEd every SiNgLe one of these OUTFITS

[ruinedchildhood]

[jvlianbashir]

my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.

[isoren245]

those were supposed to be lambs?

I thought these were all misshapen dogs

[lollen96]

These are only ever beaten by the terrible attempts at hedgehog cakes that I so often google to feel better about my baking ability.

[revolutionarykoolaid]

cursed

[insanitysqueen]

WHY do they think TEETH will save it?

[biitumen]

I’m cry laughing in bed at 3:07 am trying not to wake my husband

[gif87a-com]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

[lovely-little-hellfire]

Favorite moment

[sovietcafe]

50lbs difference over two months and three weeks

25lbs left to go

[starvingforurapproval]

Shit this is inspirational

[letme-bebeautiful]

LM-BB

[justinsskinnycraving]

My God

[watashi-wa-byoki-desu-blog]

neeeed this to be me

[xstarving-for-perfectionx]

Wow, this is so inspirational😩

[wlwsupport]

isn’t it amazing!! six continents, seven billion people on the planet, and a whole lifetime of choices and outcomes and in this particular string of decisions, in this point in time, out of everyone i get to meet, i got lucky enough to know you

[mettic]

I like this one because it’s suppose to be mushy and cute but with a certain tone of voice I could very easily turn this entire sentence into a passive aggressive fuck off