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Hey Y'all, sorry I've been gone for so long. I've been super busy with school and my life outside of social media that I had to delete a few of my socials so I could focus more because they caused so much stress. I'm not fully back now but I got a while of free time to just send a message to everyone and thank you all for following me and being my friends. Y'all are great and I love you!!

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overheardattheacademy

Diego: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Eudora: It's called "arson", and those people are called "witnesses".

kl4us-hargreeves

Eudora Patch (to a perp): You have the right to remain-

Diego: A loser!

Eudora Patch: Nice! But, legally I have to start over now.

aintnoliebabybi-bi-bi

Patch: oh my gosh, that puppy has a knife!

Diego:

Diego: patch can we get a puppy

evesbeve

Eudora Patch can and will break your kneecaps.

eudora-patch-official

Very true

overheardattheacademy

Eudora: Hey Klaus, how'd you get the nickname "Sparrow"?

Klaus: When I was a child I was carefree and light-hearted; not to mention nimble and constantly moving.

Diego, appearing from behind a cabinet: Wrong, it's because when he was seven he slammed into a glass window at full speed and knocked himself out.

xxprettyboyfrontmanxx

Diego: You can’t owo your way out of this one, Eudora.

Patch: *horrified* did you just unironically use the term ‘owo’ in public.

Diego: I blame kla-

Patch: get out.

mambonumber5hargreeves

Patch [dumping Diego]: It's not you, it's me.

Diego: You're giving me the "it's not you, it's me" routine? I *invented* "it's not you, it's me"! No one tells me it's them, not me! If it's anybody, it's me!

Patch: Alright, alright! Diego, it's you.

Diego: You're damn right it's me!

speaklavenderthoughts-deactivat

Patch: *pointing to Klaus* Do you know him?

Klaus: *dabbing to the ice cream truck music*

Diego: ...Not by choice.

not-so-correct-tuaquotes

Eudora: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Diego: Bold of you to assume I was held.

nb-klaus-hargreeves

Luther: WHY DID YOU EAT A RAW EGG?

Diego: I DON'T KNOW, PATCH ISN'T THERE AND SHE'S LIKE 99% OF MY IMPULSE CONTROL

incorrectumbrellakids

Diego: Hey Eudora!

Eudora: Yes Diego?

Diego: Are you global warming because you’re melting my heart.

Eudora: Very sweet, but global warming is not something to joke about and should be taken very seriously.

tehmoonofficial

Random guy: Eudora, let me make you happy.

Diego, charging at him: LET ME MAKE YOU DEAD, YOU SON OF A BITCH

malandi

FUCK disney. no amount of nostalgia or “they were my childhood uwu” will ever excuse the racist bullshit they do

whens the boycott gonna start it’s not like they make good content anyway they just live off of either 985758 remakes or stolen ideas from poc

and tbh this is why i cannot give a single SHIT about how ‘woke’ or ‘progressive’ disney is becoming. they made little mermaid black for representation but still shit on actual people of color. we have got to learn to spot performative allyship or else they’ll continue to get away with profiting off of marginalised groups while simultaneously hurting them. there are ways of consuming their content without giving them a single cent and i sincerely hope people Make An Effort