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Distinctly potent and voluminous Chakra is canonically associated with a single clan
And that Clan, as you must have guessed, is the Uchiha Clan. Not the Senju Clan. Not the Uzumaki Clan. It’d be great if this fandom stopped spreading the misinformation in regard to this, but here we are, still struggling to make sure that people digest middle-school English for the good of all.
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poor goddamn Sasuke during the 4th war. his brother just came back and ignored every question Sasuke asked him, instead breaking into a dead sprint for Kabuto to beat that nerd into releasing him back into the sweet arms of death, and then Itachi CONTINUES to ignore him as they have a fight to the death with Kabuto, and honestly Sasuke would be on board with killing Kabuto if him and Itachi didn't seem to GET ALONG SO WELL. Itachi is talking to KABUTO instead of answering ANY of Sasuke's questions. Sasuke NEVER wants to hear an annoying ass villain sob story monolouge again. smashcut 50 hours later (or something I don't know the numbers on the 4th war timeline. yet.) and he is being paralyzed by some weird black goo and told the sob story of this alien-god-FREAK that just kicked his ass. for three episodes straight. sits through an annoying ass monolouge for an HOUR about kaguya's life and topping it off by having the weird goo claim that he's been manipulating the Uchiha clan from the shadows for CENTURIES, leading to every bad thing that ever happened to them INCLUDING their slaughter. and THEN you get like 5 minutes to fight your frustration out before you get stuck in another UNSKIPPABLE fucking cutscene about that DAMN family by the SAGE OF SIX PATHS. i can't imagine a person in any universe that would care less about hagoromo's guilt over the fruits of his attempt at parenting then Sasuke Uchiha.
Sasuke is wronged in absolutely everything throughout the entire anime. For me, the worst thing that ever happened in the anime was that scene where Sasuke revives the Hokage and when it's Hashirama's turn to speak, he says this crap: "Your brother is a better shinobi than me." So WTF man? You're praising a family murderer... for doing what he did? Yes. That's right. But I shouldn't be surprised, after all, wasn't it Hashirama who once said that to protect Konoha he wouldn't spare his own friend, brother, or children? Exactly. Of course Hashirama would find Itachi admirable. Itachi is the extreme shinobi who does whatever it takes for Konoha.
Sasuke is so intelligent, he should have come to the conclusion that those Hokage would say anything to appease him. He should have left the Shinobi Alliance to their own devices. 🤷🏻♀️
Unfortunately, the alien plot, whose family feud buried his entire clan, needed him.
don't let my tits distract u from the fact that i'm not ok in the head
don't let the fact that i'm not ok in the head distract u from my tits
Raaahh am on fireeee, It's like my art block never existed 🤩 I hope I don't jinx this
HashiMada in their youth (Pre-Konoha)
Context: Madara’s been out doing missions for weeks, and just when he's about to head home, he got attacked by a bunch of bloodline thieves. Then comes Hashirama, who found Madara terribly wounded and exhausted from the fight.
Cue: a very angry Hashirama making human skewers
Okay, listen. Imagine an AU where Obito (a newly minted terrorist - barely), for whatever reason I haven’t fully fleshed out yet, but which I’ll justify as “this guy just can’t die right” — ends up waking up during the era of the warring clans instead of the Pure Lands. Cliché idea, I know. But read to the end.
As you can imagine, Obito isn’t happy. He can’t stand anyone’s bullshit anymore, not even fate’s. He’s in the past, there are a ton of possibilities ahead of him, and he couldn’t care less. He doesn’t want to fix any future. (He’s no hero. He’s not even the right guy for the job.) He’s only sure of one thing in this life: he’s going to kill Zetsu—after all, the creature has been manipulating him from the start.
Anyway, nothing goes the way Obito wants, and inevitably his path crosses with our founding protagonists. Obito is grumpy, irritated; these people are a pain in the ass, hounding him, and to make matters worse, he wants to scream every time he sees Madara — the ruin of his existence. So, in a moment of pure irritation and petty revenge, Obito thinks: “Why not? Screw everyone and the future too. After everything that’s happened, it can’t get any worse.” So he lays it all out about being from the future… and says how the future sucks because Madara is incapable of getting over his ill-fated romance with Hashirama. That’s right. Obito destroys Madara’s reputation by making him look like a fool (yandere) obsessed with Hashirama and how Madara’s heartache ruined everyone’s future.
Obviously, this makes Madara very angry. And Izuna and Tobirama too.
When people ask why he has Mokuton, Obito retorts, “Ask Madara, since he always wanted a piece of Hashirama for himself.”
Obito finds all this funny because it makes Madara (and Izuna, and Tobirama) boil with rage, but his conversations and insinuations take a different turn.
Strangely, Hashirama isn’t all that bothered, and it’s only then that Obito starts to think he might have gone too far...
(Meanwhile, Hashirama makes plans for a better future, which includes couples therapy for him and Madara and trying to stop his brothers from killing each other)
This AU is meant to be funny and full of misunderstandings (intentionally done by Obito) to mess with Madara and convince Hashirama to help hunt Zetsu.
Okay. Listen. What if the cause of Hashirama's death was Hanahaki disease? It sounds cliché, I know, but imagine that this is very uncommon for others (like: it doesn't exist for others, only for Hashirama because he has Mokuton!), so it's seen as a rare condition and nobody understands why Mokuton is behaving this way. But Hashirama knows.
I'm combining two clichés into a single post: hsmd + related angst + Hanahaki disease being a problem exclusive to Mokuton. In this AU, there is no happy ending. 💔
wait stop cuz youre a FUCKING GENIUS
world where hanahaki disease doesnt exist, its not a thing
but after madara leaves hashirama starts having trouble breathing
its like theres something clogging his lungs. and he can feel it, he can feel its energy and it feels like dark, miserable nature chakra. he tries to manipulate it but the roots only grow stronger. he can't manipulate them out
slowly, they spread
he feels the flowers before he coughs them out. he hides them from mito and tobirama, hides his condition entirely—no, im fine, just caught a cough! ill be alright
the roots start spreading throughout his nervous system. they worm into his muscles, wrap around his bones. slowly it gets harder to move
other people notice, but he just says hes getting old, or he didnt sleep, or something
one day, a child bumps into him, and hashirama—god of shinobi, second-to-non hashirama—falls over, and needs assistance to get up. the roots are everywhere, flowers unfurling with abandon in his ribcage. hashirama feels them pulse with every heartbeat—they feed off him, off his misery. he misses madara so much that he cannot breathe anymore, literally. he literally feels madara's absence in his bones
after the falling incident, tobirama forces him into the lab for a checkup. is horrified at what he finds, but immediately starts researching how to clear hashirama's system, how to kill the roots or remove them surgically or something—"the only thing that could ever kill you was always going to be an overabundance of cells, i can fix this, i–"
mito touches hashirama's shoulder, concerned, and hashirama groans in pain, as the vines slither in response to what they perceive—what hashirama's subconscious perceives—as a touch thats abhorrent, sullying madara's memory
mito winces. hashirama gives her a reassuring smile and tries to pay attention to tobirama's sciency ramblings, but its. hard. hes just so tired.
that night, after everyone is asleep, hashirama pulls himself from his rocking chair with effort, and stiffly drags himself towards the door. he walks through the gardens, then leaves—he finds his way into the forest, and despite the feel of cement in his joints and how each step makes him cough violently with exertion, walks deeper, and deeper.
he never walks out again
and if a tree deep in fire country is a lone, strong cedar in a sea of oak and fir, well. no one ever thinks to look.
Oh, this is so good! I didn't write down all my musings about this AU, but here it is: it doesn't have a happy ending because it follows the canon very closely. The fight in the Valley of the End still happened, and Hashirama fell ill months afterward. The reason? Guilt. Mokuton reacts according to his emotions, and since Madara's death at his hands, Hashirama hasn't been coping well with it. No matter what he tells himself —or others— he feels deeply remorseful. And everything else starts piling up on him. International tensions are at their worst! His dream village is seen as a threat by everyone, the peace agreements are fragile, and now with the emergence of Jinchuuriki shinobi... well, that's not what he dreamed of.
Years pass, and his illness progresses, as do the political problems. Hashirama lives long enough to meet Tsunade, but not Nawaki. So we can conclude that: he survived the first great war between the villages. He dies of Hanahaki, but this is kept secret. (This secret is consistent with canon, since no one knows exactly how Hashirama died.)
One last distressing detail I'd like to add: upon dying, Hashirama hopes to reconcile with Madara in the afterlife; he has much to apologize for... but when he dies and goes to the Pure Lands (I imagine a scenario where he's a child and finds himself near the Naka River. This is very symbolic), Hashirama expects to find Madara, but Madara isn't there. 💔
End of story. This has an ambiguous ending on purpose. You can consider the fact that Madara is still alive and hiding in that cave with Zetsu lurking, or you can imagine that Madara actually died in the Valley of the End, but doesn't wish to see Hashirama in the afterlife. 😔
I warned you. This doesn't have a happy ending. 🤧
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not pictured: hashirama getting him the jewellery and going pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
The greatest skill of an Uchiha is being able to kill someone with their thighs. 🫠😏
Okay. Listen. What if the cause of Hashirama's death was Hanahaki disease? It sounds cliché, I know, but imagine that this is very uncommon for others (like: it doesn't exist for others, only for Hashirama because he has Mokuton!), so it's seen as a rare condition and nobody understands why Mokuton is behaving this way. But Hashirama knows.
I'm combining two clichés into a single post: hsmd + related angst + Hanahaki disease being a problem exclusive to Mokuton. In this AU, there is no happy ending. 💔
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Blobito is so freaking funny to me
I can't believe Kishimoto missed the chance to turn Obito into some kind of shapeshifting dragon 😭 He has all the characteristics of a shapeshifting kaiju. Kaguya turned into a rabbit near the end.
also the image of obito surviving everything and actually coming back to live in konoha is like the most insane shit ever, imagine going grocery shopping and then theres the guy who tried destroying konoha and its ppl so many times and almost brought the world as it is to an end but then he's just standing there looking at tomatoes or smth and youre supposed to act like thats normal
What's even funnier (or insanely funny) is believing that Obito, after everything, would willingly accept going to live in Konoha. He may have regretted it in the end, but if he survived... I don't think he would want to live there KNOWING that the internal system hasn't really changed at all. Remember: he's a partially reformed t3rr0rist.
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