Hiya And Howgoesit

📝 Izzy/Azalea 🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her/They/Them 🕶️Call me Dude and Bro ⏳Circa 2007 ♒️ ENTP | 8w7 🏠Maid of Mind | Prospit

[punkitt-is-here]

its tough out there but so am i

[dogpuppy]

[foxpopvli]

Oh no! She angy!

[boycritter]

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

[boycritter]

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

[roseroyalty-moving]

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

[roseroyalty-moving]

[dogpuppy]

[not-terezi-pyrope]

I forgot that Americans spell it "mommy" and that therefore "strong as fuck ice mummy" was unabiguously about some sort of undead ice lich, and not ambiguously also about a sort of buff frosty milf archetype like I had been imagining for most of the past couple of years

[teaboot]

How does it feel to walk about the world and perceive with such profound transformative capacity

[alonelystargazer]

writing goals for 2026 ✨

to write

[seventyeight-moose]

[dogpuppy]

[dragongirlteeth]

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

[dragongirlteeth]

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[decompositie]

[clownsaliens]

When are they gonna make a tv show about two clowns who are gay & having an affair that they have to keep secret because of the homophobia in the clown industry & they have explicit gay clown sex on screen

[parahumors]

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[ranchee94]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[vntildawn]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

[soulbell]

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

[number-nine-you-wanker-blog]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[dogpuppy]

[satanfemme]

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

[satanfemme]

this is twice as true in the winter

[satanfemme]

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.

[missridingwolf]

Guys I think something is wrong with my Tumblr because I keep getting the pumpkin from Halloween instead of the Christmas version 😭

[ratbugs]

blessed be the chosen one

[lgbtculture]

I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)

[mythicalmessenger]

Do not erase her!!