*: シďžâ§Â  dexter season one episode one starters.
feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!
â tonightâs the night.â
â youâre mine now, so do exactly as i say.â
â i want you to be quiet.â
â you have to listen⌠do what i say.â
â itâs horrible. isnât it? isnât it?â
â OPEN YOUR EYES AND LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!â
â look or iâll cut your eyelids right off your face.â
â stop! that never helped anybody.â
â please, you can have anything.â
â please, you have to understand.â
â trust me, i definitely understand.â
â see, i canât help myself either.â
â i donât know what made me the way i am.â
â i donât know what made me the way i am, but whatever it was left a hollow place inside.â
â people fake a lot of human interactions, but i feel like i fake them all. and i fake them very well.â
â theyâre both dead now.â
â i didnât kill them. honest.â
â youâre different, arenât you?â
â i found the grave.â
â there were a lot of bones in there.â
â iâm a very neat monster.â
â [name], are you there?â
â i need you here, okay? please? pretty fucking please with cheese on top.â
â you better be a cop.â
â where the hell do you keep your gun?â
â how does someone so dumb get so much power?â
â she knows how to play the game. you could take a lesson.â
â you canât get so emotionally invested.â
â what can i do to help?â
â can i bounce some ideas off of you later? you know i always get smarter when iâm talking to you.â
â you just need a little more confidence.â
â youâre making me smarter already, see?â
â itâs hot as hell out here.â
â so⌠why are you here?â
â thereâs no blood here.â
â itâs the weirdest thing you ever saw.â
â i canât think. i have to get out of here.â
â where are you going?â
â i wish youâd stop that.â
â itâs one of those mating rituals which i really donât understand.â
â howâs the family?â
â see you at the next bloodbath?â
â never miss a party.â
â ha-ha, youâre a sick bastard.â
â and thanks for the fucking doughnut.â
â never leave home without my rubber gloves.â
â one of these days youâre gonna tell me.â
â i like doing it. maybe i can help out. it fills my nights.â
â you have a morbid sense of fun.â
â just donât get me fired.â
â just like me⌠empty inside.â
â where the hell you been?â
â youâre giving me the fucking creeps, you know that?â
â look at the blood spatter, look at the patterns. it tells a story.â
â thereâs always a sacrifice.â
â animals donât like me.â
â have you ever wanted to kill anything else? like a person?â
â i donât understand sex.â
â when it comes to the actual act of sex, itâs always just seemed so⌠undignified.â
â vanilla, chocolate and strawberry⌠which one do you think melts faster?â
â needless to say, i have some unusual habits.â
â normal people are so hostile.â
â just stay right there.â
â iâll be right back.â
â will they catch him soon?â
â iâm sorry. i donât think i want to.â
â what have i done now?â
â you and i had an understanding.â
â you come to me, you tell me, and we deal with it together.â
â thereâs blood on this knife!â
â are you sure? are you telling me the truth?â
â i thought we had this under control.â
â you still donât remember anything from before?â
â what happened changed something inside you.â
â iâm afraid your urge to kill is only going to get stronger.â
â youâre saying iâll be like this forever.â
â how can it ever be good?â
â youâre saying⌠youâre saying they deserve it.â
â remember this forever: you are not alone and you are loved.â
â itâs a waste of time.â
â sheâs dumber than the boat people. throw her a fucking raft.â
â you should try it sometime, you need a life.â
â donât make me hit you.â
â what are you thinking?â
â why the hell is that important?â
â iâm pretty sure i covered all my tracks.â
â whatâs your thing, psycho?â
â itâs okay. i donât want to upset anybody.â
â youâll be the hero.â
â i have an idea. something in a different direction.â
â iâm watching you, motherfucker.â
â no security guards. thatâs good.â
â i was worried. i didnât know what to do.â
â would you like to come in?â
â i donât want to lose you.â