suffragette kitty

[dongcroncher]

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

[dongcroncher]

Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.

Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)

[normal-horoscopes]

Dante: I had a dream where I astral projected into hell with the famous poet Virgil who I am totally Best Bros with. I wrote a poem about it if you wanna read it idk

Several Popes: Thank you king I am commissioning fan art of you

[catasters]

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[tay-swifts]

TAYLOR SWIFT at the 67th GRAMMY Awards (Feb 02, 2025)

[eriklehnsherryes]

A Room with a View (1985)

[insomniac-arrest]

Good news everyone! The first ever bloodhound has won best in show.

Look at him. His name is Trumpet.

[sketchdeath]

everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

[helloitsbees]

[bad1dimagines]

who the fuck is richard

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

one of my favorite ways to be hurtful on purpose is to pretend I’ve forgotten what kind of car a Tesla Guy drives each time he brings it up

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the other day I referred to a Tesla Guy’s car as “the little white sedan” and I thought he was going to hit me with a folding chair

[umbairnatrium]

The other day at a tech bro party I called one "that new Prius" to the guy who owns it and an entire room of men fell silent. Three of his friends turned to reassure him I was joking.

I felt very powerful.

[cipheramnesia]

You are.

[catasters]

[coquettefashion]

[sheikah]

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me — only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000) dir. Mary Harron

[heartshapes]

sum more heart shaped jewelry

[kattabasis]

“We have done so much good for one another.” | Normal People

[nemfrog]

“The little dot we live on.” The Book of knowledge. v. 7. 1912.

Internet Archive

[babybellucci]

monica bellucci

[makkleyn]