Umbairn Atrium

~~~~~~~~ Aesthetics and Opinions ~~~~~~~~~ I started out as a pastel aesthetics blog, but then I naturalized. I've been lurking on this hellsite since 2009, I'm not about to stop now. 30's/Queer. Use your own pronouns for me. Terfs, Swerfs, Aphobes, and Nazis of any kind can fuck right off. I occasionally reblog adult content. Posts with my own words are tagged with #🪶 I've got Legend of Zelda, and Locked Tomb brainrot but everything else is just art I like. I kept exceeding the post limit so I'm using the queue now.

[drpepperwhoree]

remember that pride is still a protest

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Yar Aguer by Paolo Roversi for D La Repubblica Magazine May 2026

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Scenery in Stray 15/??

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The Other Door (1917) by William McGregor Paxton (American, 1869 – 1941), oil on canvas, 40 1/8 by 30 1/4 in (101.9 by 76.8 cm), Private Collection

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Taiwan Tiger Keelback (Rhabdophis tigrinus formosanus), family Colubridae, Taiwan

Mildly to moderately venomous.

Venom is excreted into the saliva, and enters the prey through the bite wound. Keelbacks do not have fangs.

This species is also poisonous! They sequester toxins from the toads they prey on.

Some herpetologists consider this to be a distinct species, R. formosanus.

photographs by Jesse Goodyear 

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i need to lower the right side more

[topcat77]

Shannon Cartier Lucy, American artist; born 1977

Skirt on Fire, 2022

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you know, i don't remember

[noreamea]

hands!

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Rabbits

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Morning Dew Orange by Paul Jacobson. 2019, Pastel on paper.

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Oh i’ve forgotten to share! Me in a cute dress, why not :3

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by Georg Karl Pfahler, 1967

[tomwindeknecht]

Ice Cream Nights 🍦

Mr. Ed's Drive In located in Urbana, Missouri. Photo taken at night with the neon lights after a rain storm.

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Lynx by Raymond Barlow

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So. Tyr, my dog, is a Great Pyraneese. This is important because this breed is known to be smart. Not in the way a German Shepherd or border Collie is smart, and wanting to please a human; Great Pyrs are independent minded and bred to Be Management of herds when a human might not be around.

Anyway.

It has been very pleasant out. We had the windows cracked and left them cracked when we went to work. This has never been an issue before.

My darling spouse was working on a job in a small town about a mile from our place. He was getting some stuff from the work van when he sees a large white dog prancing along.

"Huh." He thinks. "That looks an awful lot like.....TYR WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE."

Tyr, delighted that she has Found Father, bounds up happily and gets in the work van to give face kisses.

"GIRL NO WHAT." Kev says, scrambling to go let the client know that he has to take the fucking criminal back home real quick.

Turns out she discovered that a window can be shoved open with a determined snoot, and a window screen is not as strong as 80 pounds of muscular dog. And went for an adventure.

I got a call at this point while I was doing payroll.

"BABE WE NEED TO BABY GATE ALL THE FUCKING WINDOWS." My spouse says.

"....okay??" I say, and then get the story. I swore a bunch.

Anyway my dog is a criminal escape artist and we have to baby proof the fucking windows now

[systlin]

My mom thinks this is the funniest thing ever because I, Age 11, discovered I could remove window screens to climb out my window and climb the house roof to stargaze, which nearly gave her a heart attack when she looked out a window when hearing a noise and saw her fucking child squirreling around on the roof.

"Like mother like daughter" she texted me and then about 20 laughing emojis in a row