Eurovision Haiku Review

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In his heart of hearts / He somehow still can't believe / Victory was theirs

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Pour one out for James / Defeat may well be bitter / Yet he still finds grace

6/5

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Who is this strange man? / Where has Jon Ola Sand gone? / Validates nothing

1/5

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Flo Rida is here / But they could have just trusted / Her headdress alone

3.5/5

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Sweden phones it in / But not even a key change / Can save this number

2.5/5

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Who knew The Darkness /

Would provide inspiration /

For Eurovision

4/5

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They have a good time /

And maybe we all could too /

If I don't poke holes

3.5/5

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A lot of effort /

Went into this aesthetic /

But it does not land

2/5

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Much is on fire /

But somehow I feel nothing /

Drops but do so much

2/5

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I drink espresso /

And think of mistakes I made /

Somewhere in Marseilles

4/5

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I felt so unsure /

But miming the recorder /

Is a step too far

2.5/5

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On youth radio /

Kids would love this kind of thing /

Some ten years ago

3/5

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This is not her year /

But her lyrics should be screamed /

By adoring fans

4.5/5

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Middle fingers up? /

They should talk to the Germans /

Beat them to the punch

2/5

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I promise you all /

The person in the peace sign /

Gave me the finger

1.5/5

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When backup dancers /

Are more curious than you /

There are some problems

2/5

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The largest prop seen /

Can not possibly be matched /

By his outstretched arms

3.5/5