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And the pitiful truth is that you’re CAPABLE of grasping happiness, but you use YOUR OWN two hands to DESTROY it before it can get close.

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V: My margarita blender

E: pretty sure amazon has overnight shipping. maybe not on margarita blenders, but it's worth a shot.

billiethelourd:

You’re right, I’m sorry. I should’ve known that was right up your street. I haven’t been thrilling company to have, though. Remember me as I was, and not as this over-eating, morbid reptile.

You know I’m always down for any activity that involves being a complete ass to people, and eating my weight in food. Also, no. The image of you as a over-eating, morbid reptile is forever burned into my mind now. You brought this on yourself.

joannagrcia:

“Nah it doesn’t suck at all. you just don’t know the fun of it.”

Please explain the fun of it to me in full detail.

billiethelourd:

Don’t let anybody tell you the start of a new year is the perfect opportunity to embrace change and better yourself, okay? You don’t need that sort of negativity in your life. I’m currently on the snake diet. It’s the one where you lie on the floor all day, eat 25% of your body weight, and hiss at anyone who comes near you, and when you need to know who to thank - I’m Billie. Nice to meet you, you’re welcome…all that jazz.

The snake diet sounds... interesting. Kind of letdown that you haven’t invited me over to lie on the floor and hiss at people with you, though.

joannagrcia:

Why did body glitter ever go out of style? I need it to make a come back. This has nothing to do with the fact that I used a glitter bath bomb this morning and half of my body sparkles like Edward Cullen… Just missing the trend. Glitters makes everything fun!

Glitter fucking sucks, that’s why.

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V: I'm pretty sure I just broke Jose...

E: Who is Jose???

lexxpenavega:

They say sleep is for the weak. — It’s also for parents of a almost 2 month old. Who wants to come hold the most adorable human on god’s earth so his mom can take a five mintue nap?

Asking strangers to take care of your child isn’t the best of ideas, so I’ll have to pass.

You and Emma still together ?

Nah.

lets do an honesty hour ask me anything

[text] I honestly only have like four best friends. Jenna doesn't count

[ TEXT ]: Nothing wrong with that. It's better to keep your circle small.

[text] You're Evan fucking Peters! I'm sure you have more friends than just this annoying Aussie.

[ TEXT ]: Okay, maybe, but I don't actually put any effort into maintaining those friendships, so they don't count. Also, shut up?? You're not annoying.

sosogaga:

Anyway, enough about all that, how have you been?

I’ve been good! On break right now, actually, so I’ve just been chilling at home watching Christmas movies. And I also got back with Emma recently, so there’s that. What about you? How have you been? Also, I saw your new music video yesterday. I didn’t really understand it, but it was still pretty fucking cool.

j---spencer:

I honestly don’t even remember mate. You’re welcome, and you don’t have to but thank you. There’s so many Chicago shows that it’s hard to keep up with! She was, yes.

I know I don’t have to, but I’m gonna anyway. Then I’m gonna send you my daily review of each episode, so be ready for that. Ah, that’s cool.

Perfect and the best actor ever.

#answered #( answers. )

[text] i will talk to dick and derek mate!

[ TEXT ]: This is why you’re my best friend. Well, only friend, but still.

#( text: jesse. )#j---spencer

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‘tis the season. || evan & emma.

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fckroberts:

Eyes locked with Emma’s, Evan let out a shaky breath at the sudden contact of her hand. Despite their break-up taking place months ago, Evan had refused to hook up with anyone else during the time spent away from Emma. He wasn’t entirely sure why --- they weren’t dating anymore, so he didn’t exactly belong to her or owe her anything, but it still felt wrong anytime he even attempted to get into someone’s pants. Silly lovesick boy.

“Can’t say I’m surprised about the teasing.” Evan chuckled softly, ever so slightly pushing his hips forward. The single touch alone was enough to leave him half-hard and craving more, but that was hardly a surprise. Between the alcohol in his system and the pure need he felt at the moment, it was surprising that he wasn’t already rock hard. Settling his hands on Emma’s waist, Evan pulled the girl towards him, pressing his lips against hers in a bruising kiss. Jumping right into it was tempting, but he wanted to have a bit of fun first. He wanted to make the girl not just want him, but need him as well. Breaking the kiss, Evan trailed his lips up to Emma’s ear, biting at her lobe softly. “Ditch the panties. Now.”

#( 'tis the season: evan & emma. )#001 #nsfw

JoAnnaLGarcia: Idk some people could feel that way about it @Tweetsonurface

tweetsonurface: @JoAnnaLGarcia nah i'm cool with it.

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