I give you my annual Christmas MOC of twenty-sixteen.
And with a poem to boot, too? My, now that's keen. :)
T’was another Christmas in Florida, and just like the rest,
T’was another hot one, indeed, no need for a sweater vest.
And no, there’s never snow as you may have well guessed,
The heat keeps that stuff away, it’s all up north, and to the west.
Instead of snuggling indoors ‘cause, “Baby, it’s cold out there,”
We still stay inside to escape the humidity in the air.
“But still, it is Christmas,” as others like to say,
“It can’t possibly be bad if it still feels like May!”
Well here’s something to chew on if you’re still not convinced!
Having Christmas in Florida? I’ll change your mind in an inst!
Leaving milk and cookies for Santa? It’s not the best approach;
With all the heat, the milk spoils, and sweets can bring a roach.
Or ants or even spiders, really, you just shouldn’t do it;
They’ll find their way in, even through a cracked conduit.
With all those pests in the house, all the wires are frayed!
So now all those lights are a danger to the tree that’s displayed.
And Florida heat alone can leave everyone’s gifts melted,
But with a Christmas tree fire, now they’ll all be left smelted!
But Santa does still come by, so maybe he can save the day,
Except there’s not many chimneys, so he must go on his way.
Too fix all those disasters, there’s just too little left of the night.
There’s too many other children left that he must bring delight.
So keep this in mind if you’re wishing to be a snowbird
Your Christmas will be ruined. Heed what you’ve heard.
And yes, family and yadda yadda; true meaning; have no fear…
A humbug Christmas to all! Let’s wrap up this crummy year!
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